How come the japanese try to cure everything with there anus

accuall bad translation of a japanese book:
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i think i should tell my mom about that...if it works, she wont have to take her Paxil any more...

 

And if they're not curing shit with their anuses'(sp?),they're doing some dumbass crap with magnets. I'm so sick of hearing about fucking magnets.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
i think i should tell my mom about that...if it works, she wont have to take her Paxil any more...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I had the worst hangover of my life after taking 2 Paxils and drinking.Never again man...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
I had the worst hangover of my life after taking 2 Paxils and drinking.Never again man...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


um, GAS, it usually says on the bottle "DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL" or "ALCOHOL WILL INTENSIFY THE EFFECTS OF THIS MEDICATION"
i hope u learned your lesson

 

i really do doubt that he has

 

Well,I only had like 3 beers. Those fuckers just kicked my ass.I don't do pills very often....guess that's why.

 

Yeah, but didn't it feel wonderful while you were still fucked up?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
And if they're not curing shit with their anuses'(sp?),they're doing some dumbass crap with magnets. I'm so sick of hearing about fucking magnets.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

speaking of magnets..

did anyone else see that news item in the paper...
where some kid was getting an MRI scan done.. and they 'accidently' left a fire extinguisher in the room.. they turned on the scanner.. and BAM.. the extinguisher flies right into the middle of the scanner and splatters the poor kids head all over the room.. ..

y'see GAS.. magnets can be useful..

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
...where some kid was getting an MRI scan done.. and they 'accidently' left a fire extinguisher in the room.. they turned on the scanner.. and BAM.. the extinguisher flies right into the middle of the scanner and splatters the poor kids head all over the room.. ..

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...well YOU try getting through an 18 hour shift after fucking for 4 hours and having been up all night clubbing on coke and ecstacy!!!It is soooo fucking dull-and anyway-the kid was a snotty fat faced whining little fuck!

 

that happened here in my hometown, raleigh NC, and it was an Oxygen tank... not a fire extinguisher

 

oh well.. never believe what you read in the papers..

haha.. oxygen tank... even better...
fitting end for an oxygen thief

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
Yeah, but didn't it feel wonderful while you were still fucked up?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Imagine having bedspins when you're walking around. Not a good feeling.Plus the projectile vomiting sucks too.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Imagine having bedspins when you're walking around. Not a good feeling.Plus the projectile vomiting sucks too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you win any distance contests? Man, some of the best times of my life were nights of Paxil and alcohol... The combo always makes me a cheap date...