On having business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese prostitute in Hong Kong. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird, green, festering sore growing on his penis. He went to the doctor, Doctor Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation. Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Joe contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green growth. Doctor Smith said, 'I am sorry but Doctor Jones is correct. We must amputate right away.' Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time. He went to Doctor Chu Wong. Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said, 'These Western doctors - so quick to Chop, Chop, Chop. Amputation not necessary' Joe was relieved. Doctor Wong said, 'You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own.'
I'll admit I'm impressed. We abuse you and abuse you, yet you continue to post your sloppy-seconds jokes like they're the first time you ever heard them. But, while I admire your tenacity and persistence, you're still a CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
is cunt the only word you know chester? damn come on give me something a little better then that......you fucksore... see thats creative.... i know you can do better take off the helmet pull your thumb outta your ass and give me something good.