hong kong dong

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ChemicalNova, Mar 10, 2003.

  1. ChemicalNova

    ChemicalNova New Member

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    On having business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to
    spend his last night having wild sex with a Chinese
    prostitute in Hong Kong.

    Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a
    very weird, green, festering sore growing on his penis.

    He went to the doctor, Doctor Jones, who, after
    hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities,
    told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure
    was complete amputation.

    Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second
    opinion.

    Joe contacted Doctor Smith and showed him the green
    growth.

    Doctor Smith said, 'I am sorry but Doctor Jones is
    correct. We must amputate right away.'

    Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he
    visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the
    time.

    He went to Doctor Chu Wong.

    Doctor Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong
    Dong, but said, 'These Western doctors - so quick to
    Chop, Chop, Chop. Amputation not necessary'

    Joe was relieved. Doctor Wong said, 'You wait three
    weeks and it fall off on its own.'
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    I'll admit I'm impressed. We abuse you and abuse you, yet you continue to post your sloppy-seconds jokes like they're the first time you ever heard them.

    But, while I admire your tenacity and persistence, you're still a CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. ChemicalNova

    ChemicalNova New Member

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    is cunt the only word you know chester? damn come on give me something a little better then that......you fucksore...
    see thats creative.... i know you can do better take off the helmet pull your thumb outta your ass and give me something good.
     
  4. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    You're not worth it.

    (Cunt.)
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I agree with chester, you are not worth it, cunt.. now post in the other forums or die..
     

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