Holy Shit!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Aug 11, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    ...just realized that I've only got a month to go until I'm off probation!

    WOO-HOO!

    I'll be putting my notice in... I'm going into a three week, drug-induced coma, starting early September.
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    why are u gonna go into a coma?
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
    why are u gonna go into a coma?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I just thought of you one day... and *BAM*

     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    no! shush up, Lomo, tell us why!
     
  5. nickyboy

    nickyboy New Member

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    Hes means hes gonna go so high and fucked up hes gonna pass out, its a phrase you dumb shit, its also called humour
     
  6. Wandering Porn Dealer

    Wandering Porn Dealer New Member

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    Hi. I’m the fucking asshole who embedded a java bomb to open an endless cascade of gay porn sites. I did this in 52 posts over a 9 hour period from 12:50 to 8:50 AM this morning.

    Check out my profile for my email and IP address!

    24.141.209.221
    234@321.com

    [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
     
  7. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    ...just realized that I've only got a month to go until I'm off probation!

    WOO-HOO!

    I'll be putting my notice in... I'm going into a three week, drug-induced coma, starting early September.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And I am sooooo happy for you!! I'm also a bit concerned about the justice system here in the good old United States of America. And to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under satan... wait, where was I going with that? Oh yeah...Lomo, you are sick pervert and it's not fair that someone who beats and rapes and elderly man (grandfather or not) is eligible for "probation" so early after the trial. You're "pappy" was a good man. Hell, he still is!! I love Wendy's!! They let us have it on Fridays if we have the cash... I always get a Frosty. Do you still talk to grandpappy Thomas? Do you think he could tell me how one is made? I have kitchen duty every Tuesday. I'm sure everyone here would love it if I could serve up a Frosty for dessert! Maybe I should die my hair red with jello and paint little freckles on my face? How is your mom doing anyway? I haven't heard from her in ages. The last time I talked to her she was complaining about the rain. I offered her my umbrella, but she couldn't reach, so I tried scaling the building and bringing her one. Then some rude-ass police officer came along and made me get down. He accused me of being under the influence!!! What the fuck?!? I had to resist arrest by kicking him straight in the testicles. Wendy (we are on a first name basis) just laughed when he hauled me off to jail. Now that I think about it, I'm a little pissed off at her. No one has given her an umbrella I hope! Where was I going with that? Oh yeah, Lomo you are a sick pervert and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under satan, indivisible, with hatred and confusion for all. Amen. Play ball!
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Homewrecker:
    And I am sooooo happy for you!! I'm also a bit concerned about the justice system here in ... with hatred and confusion for all. Amen. Play ball ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ball!
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Homewrecker:
    And I am sooooo happy for you!!.........(ad nauseum)...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You really got my M.O. down pat! I applaud the stunning detective work you undertook to come up with that summary... Congrats on a job well done.

    Oh, and the Frosty's secret ingredient is... Well, better ask Kitana.
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    u didnt tell us what you did
     
  11. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    I know what Lomo did! he had sex with an underage. bad Lomo
     
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I went to a furniture store and started cutting tags off the mattresses.
     
  13. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally alleged by Kitana:
    ...Lomo...had sex with an underage...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Grass on the field? Play ball!
     
  14. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Old enough to bleed... Old enough to breed.
     

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