I'm off for 6 weeks holiday in a few days so I thaught I would give you your pressies a little early. As I am pritty strapped for cash this year (due to the fact that I have spent it all on myself ) I was wondering how I was going to afford pressies for my family and what the hell to get you guys. I decided to kill two birds with one bullet and am giving my family away instead. To Nursey and Pimp. This is my uncle Andy. He is very friendly and I hope he won't fight with Sparkey. To IMC. This is my neice. She has been practicing for you and daddy says she is getting pritty good. To Pinky Here is her dad. I thaught he seemed like your type and after your recent breakup with emetic I thaught you could do with a new toy. To Kitana This bro is a real asshole. Feel free to remove his nuts. To Cheese Since Julie will be single again I thaught you might like her. She is lovely and will treat you realy nice. Also cooks, cleans and puts out. To Emetic Now that you have sworn off men forever (pinky you bastard) I thaught I would give you a woman, she is even your own age!! (Happy Xmas gran hehehehe)[I/] to be cont......
To Lomo Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas. To Nauseous Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family. To Nico I realy hate to give this one away but he went christian on me and apparently christians aren't allowed to have sex before marriage and I am Satan's angle now and the wrath of god will come down upon me.... Maybe you can do something with him. To Sexual Chocolate Sorry I didn't have one in black. To AzN He is a little older now, but after the beating he is about to receive for ripping my clothes off the line, he should be nice and tender. To Disorder I thaught you might at least get one pussy this year. And to the rest of ya... Nothing for you so kiss my ass
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: To Kitana This bro is a real asshole. Feel free to remove his nuts.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *sterilizes surgical tools and sets duct tape up for restraining* <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: To Lomo Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> careful, Lomo! that one looks manly <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> To Nauseous Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> how do u know this? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> To Nico <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> he needs to eat <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> To Sexual Chocolate Sorry I didn't have one in black. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> looks like a wuss <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> To AzN He is a little older now, but after the beating he is about to receive for ripping my clothes off the line, he should be nice and tender. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i am jealous <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> To Disorder I thaught you might at least get one pussy this year. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LMAO
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: To Lomo Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I appreciate it, but to be quite honest, I try and keep my contacts to a minimum during the holidays, it just makes it that much cheaper to buy gifts... I might be free sometime after Valentine's Day, so keep her in the freezer or something until then... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>To Nauseous Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Who'd I run off with?
Good one, Stranger, but I'm a little worried about your dad... and it's not just the fact that he's an extremely ugly old man.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Who'd I run off with? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Drew But i guess she will have to wait till after valentines.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Drew But i guess she will have to wait till after valentines.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow... really... um, WOW.... I mean, I know I've got a fetish for women with body hair - especially around the arm, armpit, chest, chin, cheek, and moustache areas... yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take a rain check on Drew...
Besides... I'm seeing an adam's apple there... you better save this one and give it to S.C. as a special double present...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: posted December 16, 2001 06:57 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Stranger: To Kitana This bro is a real asshole. Feel free to remove his nuts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *sterilizes surgical tools and sets duct tape up for restraining* quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Stranger: To Lomo Though not a member of my family this lovely lady shares your love of kinky sex and drinking. I am sure the two of you will have a great time this Xmas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- careful, Lomo! that one looks manly quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Nauseous Since Lomo ran off with my mate Drew i thaught I would give you my most prized possession> My dad gives the best headjobs in the family. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- how do u know this? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My brother told me
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: My brother told me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Drew But i guess she will have to wait till after valentines.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What the fuck is wrong with this goddamned fruit?!?!?!?!? I want to fucking break his face witha cynderblock
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: HOORAY!!! I GET JULIE!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> over my dead body
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: over my dead body<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What I meant was.... I get to HOLD Julie.... while you butcher her.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: What I meant was.... I get to HOLD Julie.... while you butcher her. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh, ok... *starts sharpening knives*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: What the fuck is wrong with this goddamned fruit?!?!?!?!? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> There's a story there. Maybe I will post it when I have more time.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: There's a story there. Maybe I will post it when I have more time.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thanx for making me curious
