<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE NIGGERS: no tips for the guys?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah...Change hands about every five minutes... ------------------ Aardvark-Zyrian
and to continue on the pleasuring women vein.. here's a little nugget i picked up on me travels... written by a bi-bird.. HOW TO EAT PUSSY Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it. Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin. Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of it's own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled. Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it. Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels devine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it's covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up tot he top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it's presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin. Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!' There's a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him. But back to your pussy eating session... There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking. Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one who's nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover. When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now. If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her. The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex. Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself. [This message has been edited by PimpDaddy (edited February 19, 2001).]
Some hints and tips for all you fugly girls without a man...Or for those who's men just ain't quite doing it for them... Vibrator play The standard commercial sex toy vibro can be fun but they are not very powerful and tend to suffer battery fade at bad moments. You can get good ones but if you want a vibrator that will always deliver an orgasm you are better off looking for a mains powered massager. These are available from department stores and are sold as muscle massagers. Because they are general purpose massagers there is less stigma attached to going and buying one, plus it is far more acceptable to have one of these in your bedroom that it is to have one of the sex toy types. Whatever vibrator you have it is important to remember that these things are powerful and need getting used to before you can just power it up and power yourself off. You probably will not want to position the vibrator right on the clitoris straight away. The stimulation is so strong it's often sufficient to move the vibrator around the outside of the vagina, on the labia or over your mound of Venus. You can also position it on the part of the labia directly above the clitoris without parting your outer lips as that gives powerful stimulation but without baring your clitoris to direct action. You can even enjoy the vibrator through clothing if you're in a hurry! Again, find what works for you, and move the vibrator around as you need more or less stimulation. If you opt for a massager there are two main types available: the wand type(yum yum!) and the coil type. Wand types are like over sized microphones and have a padded ball head that delivers the vibration. They usually offer 2 speeds of stimulation. Coil types are more like small hair dryers or hammers in shape. They often have a selection of clip on heads of different shapes and textures that add variety to the sensation they provide. Two speeds are also the norm but some only have one and a heat pad setting. The advantages of both types: Coil types have fun heads to swap and try and are quieter in use (good if you want to keep your play secret). Wand types are more powerful and, I find, easier and more comfortable to hold in place. Apart from massagers there are other vibrating devices that you could press into service for fun. For example, the back of the head of an electric tooth brush is great fun. The fact that it is really narrow allows it to be kept on the clitoris even if you like to squeeze your legs while you play. Automatic washing machines during spin cycle - if you can sit on it - are great. Electric shavers can be fun too, but you have to cover the cutting head. (I used this method as a girl at home several years ago. I would remove the cutting screen and would use sticking plasters to wrap the cutting head to make a padded surface with which to stimulate myself.) - Look around, you will find loads of things that vibrate in kitchens, bathrooms and garages and many can be used to masturbate, provided there are no sharp or moving parts that could hurt you. Thigh squeezing Some women can achieve sexual pleasure -- even orgasm -- by simply squeezing or rubbing their thighs together, thus indirectly stimulating the clitoris. This technique can even be used in public! Without risk as there is nothing to show what you are doing and you can remain fully dressed! Long bus ride? Boring desk job or classroom? No problem! Suggestions for getting started: When masturbating at home, make it a habit to press together your thighs when you orgasm. After that becomes second-nature, press your thighs when you can't stop yourself from having an orgasm (but haven't yet), and then pull your hands away -- leave it up to your legs to ride yourself over the top. You're bound to have a few frustrating flameouts, but the practice is worth it. Eventually, with the help of fantasy and association, you'll be able to proceed using only your thighs from earlier and earlier in the masturbation process. Some women seem to prefer "riding the seam" of jeans; others like the greater closeness of hose or bare legs under a skirt or dress. Experiment to find what works for you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Dildo play One word of warning here. Care should always be taken when inserting any object into yourself. Excessive size or over enthusiastic movements can cause internal bruising or worse. Small objects or items that can break or shed parts can cause real problems, such as cutting or internal losses, both of which could require medical assistance to fix. Hygiene too has to be considered. Any germs on an inserted item are going to get into you and could cause infections of various types. So be warned, if you want to insert something make sure its safe. Whatever you want to insert it will technically be a dildo as dildo is the name for a substitute penis used for penetrative masturbation. For this reason we will just use the word dildo but you can read it as being whatever you have to hand (hair brush handle, carrot, candle etc..). First off, try to ensure your vagina is well lubricated, either with natural juices or some sterile lube, such as K-Y Jelly before you go for an insertion. Take it easy with the insertion, especially if the object you are using is larger than say a couple of fingers in diameter. Moving the dildo in and out gives a pleasant feeling but experiment with sturing actions and trying different angles of insertion. An angle where the head of the dildo is going to rub up the front wall of your vagina may be especially nice for you (it rubs on your 'G' spot). Working the dildo only takes one hand so it may be fun to use the other elsewhere, such as on your clitoris. This is the most likely way to have an orgasm as few women orgasm from vaginal stimulation only (though it is nice). As with all masturbation the key is to be comfortable. A few positions that may suit you include: Standing with one foot raised on something like a chair so that you can get access Lying on the floor or on a bed with both legs drawn up and knees spread Lying on ones back with legs together and lifted up and back until the toes touch the bed behind the head (like a half summer-salt). Dildo inserted round the back of the legs. Requires more suppleness than other positions but allows access while keeping the labia majora pressed together and giving a splendid angle of attack on the clitoris Kneeling with knees wide apart. This can be enhanced by having a soft chair to lean forward onto. If the dildo is long enough to touch the floor and be inside you at the same, this can be an especially nice position, as pelvic thrusts will move the shaft inside your vagina without you needing to use your hands at all Leaning back against a wall with your legs spread. Dildoes can also be used externally to good effect, especially the softer latex/silicone types that are commercially available. To try this option grease up your dildo with plenty of lube, place it in a flat surface that you can straddle (pile of cushions, arm of a sofa, edge of a bath tub etc) and sit on it so that it runs the length of your vulva from clitoris to anus. Slide your body back and forth so that your weight pushes your clitoris and other sensitive parts down onto the shaft as it slides through between your labia majora, and slide to and fro. If this becomes tiring then hold the position, grap the end of the dildo that is sticking out the front and work it back and forth against yourself. It is worth considering issues of dildo size, especially if you are going to spend on a commercial one. First don't believe the myth that bigger is always better. The best is the one that suites you and that may be a long thin one, a short fat one or a long fat one (especially for those of us that have had children). Your no less of a woman if you want a small one or more of one if you want a king-size tool. It should be kept in mind that narrower shafts are easier to insert and allow faster stroking, whereas thicker ones take more inserting and are usually harder to work in and out, though they do give a pleasant 'stuffed' sensation. The bottom line is be realistic in deciding what you need and what you can handle before you buy, unless you can afford a selection! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Humping Humping is thrusting your genitals against something hard or at least firm. Some examples of this include: Sliding along the edge of the bath tub. Sitting on a pillow or cushion or similar and rocking the hips back and forth. Lying face down with something like a chair leg pressed up against your vulva. Thrusting up and down to cause your clitoris to rub on the leg. A nicely shaped leg, with ridges etc, can be very pleasurable. Horse riding!!! - the motion in the saddle is a natural thrusting action and it can be very nice if you lean forward a bit (is that why riding teachers always tell you to sit upright and keep your back straight? - to keep your clit up out of the way?) Floor riding. Strip off and lie on the floor face down. It works best if you are shaved down there but it works if you are hairy too. Press your pubic bone into the floor as hard as you can and rock your body like you are trying to crawl but don't work hard enough to actually move from the spot. The flesh on your pubis will be alternately pulled tight and made slack. This transmits to your clitoris through the outer lips and feels great after a minute or two. (extra bonus - it is a good exercise for your waist too) Stringing yourself along This is a range of techniques that all involve moving a cord or something similar back and forward along your vulva. Some examples: Take a stocking or a pair of tights and hold the foot in one hand behind your back, let the fabric drape between your legs and hold the other end in your other hand at the front. The material should then be pulled up into the crotch so that it works into your vulva. Pulling it gently backwards and forwards causes it to stimulate your clitoris in a divine way. (PS silk stockings are so much nicer than nylon for this!) Using a cord off a dressing gown or a length of ribbon in the same way as detailed above is also fun. If the ribbon is to be specially purchased for this sort of play, try and get one about an inch wide and a yard long. One with the little edge loops is also worth considering. If its an option, try oiling the material up before playing. moisturising lotion is good for this. A long bead necklace or a synthetic pearl string can be great for this too. The knobs feel great as they slide by. Tie a cord/ribbon/etc between the backs of two chairs so that it is suspended at crotch height. Step across, position the cord along your vulva and walk back and forward. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Tickling Masturbation need not be a hurried thing. If you have plenty of time, the excitement can be built up to amazing levels, and orgasms made stronger, if you go really slowly and tease yourself to a climax. The secret of this is light stimulation rather than the direct/intense stuff discussed earlier. A few personally tested ways of doing this are given below. Makeup brush: The very large and super soft round headed brushes that are designed for putting on powder foundation are great. First wash yourself well and dry your clitoris and vulva thoroughly. Then, spread out on the bed/floor so that your vulva is wide open (being shaved is best as pubic hair can get in the way). With very light flicking strokes tickle your clitoris and inner lips with the bristles of the brush. Keep away from your vaginal entrance as it will probably be/become moist and this moistness will get on the brush and spoil the delicate stimulation it gives. Important - after a while the sensitivity of your clitoris will increase and you will feel like finishing yourself off quickly. Don't be tempted. The longer this stage lasts the greater the tension will be when you do cum and so the more explosive the climax. No matter how badly you want to drop the brush and finish yourself off quickly stick with the gentle flicking. It will get you there eventually and the journey is sooooo nice!! Feather: A nice long quill, as long as it is clean, can be great fun. Apart from the flicking and brushing actions described above you can also enjoy a pulling the feather along your vulva like an extension of a single finger. As the feather is less susceptible dampness than a brush you don't need to keep away from your vagina so much. The great thing is that as you get more aroused and feel like pressing on harder the feather simply flexes and so the level of stimulation stays the same. ------------------ Aardvark-Zyrian
*lmfao* Where do you guys get this shit it's hilarious but true all so true! I know how to masturbate and I certainly know when I get a good lickin but to be really valuable to a man-what's the secret in giving the best head ever? I know I'm great - I've been told. But that's not good enough for me, I want to be THE BEST. Any insights???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine: *lmfao* Where do you guys get this shit it's hilarious but true all so true! I know how to masturbate and I certainly know when I get a good lickin but to be really valuable to a man-what's the secret in giving the best head ever? I know I'm great - I've been told. But that's not good enough for me, I want to be THE BEST. Any insights???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yep...But it envolves a little bit of travel... [This message has been edited by PinkorBrown69 (edited February 21, 2001).] [This message has been edited by PinkorBrown69 (edited February 22, 2001).]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine: *lmfao* Where do you guys get this shit it's hilarious but true all so true! I know how to masturbate and I certainly know when I get a good lickin but to be really valuable to a man-what's the secret in giving the best head ever? I know I'm great - I've been told. But that's not good enough for me, I want to be THE BEST. Any insights???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Try popping a couple of Smints in your mouth a few seconds before you start...it'll blow his tiny mind!!! You men take note...this works both ways! ------------------ I can headfuck with the best!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clydie Scope: Try popping a couple of Smints in your mouth a few seconds before you start...it'll blow his tiny mind!!! You men take note...this works both ways! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Brings a whole new meaning to "you've been sminted!"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly: heres a little place..... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL what's in there? It's blocked from my work PC. I'll check it out at home!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine: Its a site dedicated to masturbating...my one tip for the fellas sit on your hand til it falls asleep....but I mean good and asleep then lube up and have the phantom hand go to work...hehehe. Not that I do that!! ------------------ When I fart it smells like rotting fetus.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: I have the ultimate answer to oral stimulation...But its a closely guarded secret... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sharing is caring pinky. Explain! Or should I come over to learn!?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine: Option 2.
