Hi my name is.....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by JRob, Mar 12, 2003.

  1. JRob

    JRob New Member

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    Hey guys, I'm a new member. You folks seem pretty mad at one another. Maybe we should send a few of you guys to Iraq to kill Sadamm.
     
  2. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:
    Hey guys, I'm a new member. You folks seem pretty mad at one another. Maybe we should send a few of you guys to Iraq to kill Sadamm. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Aslong as your the first one sent over there you fucking nonce.
     
  3. Cigarettes

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:
    Hey guys, I'm a new member. You folks seem pretty mad at one another. Maybe we should send a few of you guys to Iraq to kill Sadamm. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Its the "theme" here. We're all supost to be assholes. You know, rasist, know it alls. Oh and everybody thinks they know everything. Me, I act like the childish dumbass. Enjoy the fun.
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    Its the "theme" here. We're all supost to be assholes. You know, rasist, know it alls. Oh and everybody thinks they know everything. Me, I act like the childish dumbass. Enjoy the fun.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    no no ,you are a retarded fuckstick, you nigger-cock gobbler
     
  5. pimpchichi

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    i'm not a racist
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

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    me eaither... i hate the human race
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

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    Seeing as we're nailing our colours to the mast...nor am I racist. Nor am I homophobic.

    I think that makes me unique in this godforsaken place.

    Unless of course we're all mostly bullshitting bastards, with a massive 'online' persona that belies out true personalities for better or worse....hmmmmmm
     
  8. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:
    Hey guys, I'm a new member. You folks seem pretty mad at one another. Maybe we should send a few of you guys to Iraq to kill Sadamm. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Already tried it but all I got for my efforts was a blown ear drum and a tin medal.

    Good suntan though.
     
  9. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    I think that makes me unique in this godforsaken place. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hey fuck you i'm not homophobic either
     
  10. stymie

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    Yeah dubya, you caster of the aspersions.

    *trots off to look homophobic up in his oxford dictionary*
     
  11. JRob

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    Well if it's an asshole you guys want, then I think I can handle it. Just don't get mad when I start in on some of you cock-eyed fucks.
    And by the way I cannot be racist because I'm 1/4 black, 1/4 jewish, 1/4 latino, and 1/4 comedian.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JRob:
    Well if it's an asshole you guys want, then I think I can handle it. Just don't get mad when I start in on some of you cock-eyed fucks.
    And by the way I cannot be racist because I'm 1/4 black, 1/4 jewish, 1/4 latino, and 1/4 comedian.
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    a nigger kike spic... Does this mean you steal dicounted items at goodwill?
     
  13. unlimited-time

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    Fuck me not another "i'm gonna be truthful" thread.
    OK i've a great hairy welder from Sheffield and i like to shag teenage migits.
    Oh and im not racist,homophobic,necrophobic,sexophobic or anysorttaphobic.
     
  14. pimpchichi

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    yes you are.. you're agoraphobic.. that's why you're shut in the basement with the windows blacked out, with nothing but the internet for company
     
  15. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Does this mean you steal dicounted items at goodwill?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  16. joeker

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    now that's funny....bout time one of you honkeys said something funny again.

    don't forget to tell Rob you're a bunch of Jew haters also. If he hasn't figured it out anyways.

    ME, I'm the resident arab hater. Arabs suck


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    a nigger kike spic... Does this mean you steal dicounted items at goodwill?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  17. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    yes you are.. you're agoraphobic.. that's why you're shut in the basement with the windows blacked out, with nothing but the internet for company<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That was a secret
     
  18. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
    another "i'm gonna be truthful" thread.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  19. unlimited-time

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    Not that honest
     
  20. chester grape

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    Erm, for the record, I'm not homophobic or racist either.

    I think a trawl through my posts will reveal that I'm equally prejudiced against all colours, creeds and sexualities.

    * * * * * * *

    On an unrelated point:

    Who here actually began their first post with "Hi my name is ..." or "I'm new here ..."?

    I'm hoping no-one, because ... in case you haven't figured it out, JRob, you fucking remnant, it makes you look every inch the intellectually-challenged cum-dribbler you are.

    What is it with the compulsive need to introduce one's self here? For FUCK'S sake, I can see who you are, that you've not posted before and (alas, usually) that you have all the flair and wit of flypaper.

    * sighs with bitter satisfaction *
     

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