Hi I'm new! Here's why I'm posting

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cigarettes, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    Well I met this "girl" over yahoo messenger. Her "boyfriend" tried to tell me not to talk to her here's what happend:

    Vallon: SO DONT TRY AND TALK TO HER EVER AGAINOR ELSE
    eco_man_99: Well she should make that decision I'm a bad speller
    Vallon: MOTHERFUCKER
    eco_man_99: besides your in Canada
    Vallon: IT DOESNT MATTER I DONT WANT YOU TALKING TO HER AGAIN
    eco_man_99: If she dosen't want to talk to me any more then she'll tell me her self
    eco_man_99: besides I don't even really know her
    Vallon: SHE WONT TELL YOU SO I AM SO YOU BETTER LISTEN
    Vallon: SHE SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO FUCKED UP PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON THE INTERNET
    eco_man_99: ooh you scare me
    Vallon: SHUT THE FUCK UP
    Vallon: IF YOU WERE INFRONT OF MY FACE YOU WOULD RUN LIKE A LITTLE BICTH
    eco_man_99: yeah sure
    eco_man_99: you are really funny
    Vallon: AND YOU ARE A PUSSY
    eco_man_99: you are what you eat
    eco_man_99: LOL
    Vallon: DID SHE SHOW YOU HER PICTURE
    Vallon: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING BITCH
    eco_man_99: Never mind
    Vallon: I GOT THE RIGHT TO KNOW
    eco_man_99: to know what?
    Vallon: IF YOU SEEN WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
    eco_man_99: her profile
    eco_man_99: yeah
    eco_man_99: so
    Vallon: WHAT THE FUC IS A PROFILE
    eco_man_99: ok click on friend
    eco_man_99: under the top bar
    eco_man_99: then click on view profile
    eco_man_99: thats a profile
    Vallon: HOW DO I SEE VALLONS ALL I SEE IS SOME FAGGOTY ASS PROFILE OF YOURS
    eco_man_99: yeah thats what a profile is......ass
    Vallon: I AINT ASKING TO SEE YOURS BITCH IM ASKING TO SEE HERS
    Vallon: SHE BETTER NOT HAVE NO PICTURE FOR SOME INTERNET PERVERT TO SEE
    eco_man_99: humm I don't know how you could see it......
    eco_man_99: try to go to yahoo.com log in and go to office assistant
    Vallon: FUCK THAT
    eco_man_99: I think you can view her profile from there
    eco_man_99: its nothing nasty
    Vallon: SO QUIT TALKING TO VALLON BECAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST DOING IT TO DISTRACT HER FROM ME
    eco_man_99: no
    Vallon: THEN WHY THE FUCK YOU SPEAKING WITH MY GIRL
    eco_man_99: I was just talking to her
    eco_man_99: boradum on the internet
    eco_man_99: boardum on the internet
    eco_man_99: its not like I want her or some thing
    Vallon: WHAT SHE SAY ABOUT ME
    Vallon: DAMN STRAIGHT BETTER NOT
    eco_man_99: well meeting people over the internet like that is stupid
    Vallon: YOU THINK SHE HOT I BET
    eco_man_99: do you?
    Vallon: SHE OK BUT I ASKING YOU
    eco_man_99: yeah if thats really her picture on her profile BUT seeing as how you haven't seen it
    Vallon: O I SAW IT AND DELETED THE DAMN THING
    eco_man_99: well thats mean
    Vallon: YOU KNOW SHIT
    eco_man_99: you seem controlling
    Vallon: SHE GOT A NEW PROFILE NOW
    eco_man_99: really?
    Vallon: I JUST KEEP THE GIRL IN ORDER
    eco_man_99: do you mind if I see it or do I need your permision........ass
    Vallon: TAKE A LOOK BITCH
    Vallon: THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULDVE SAID
    eco_man_99: I feel like swearing...........fuck,damn, bitch, hell, shit..............
    eco_man_99: You know what I forgot
    Vallon: YOU WACK
    eco_man_99: fuck you, damn you, fucking bitch, go to hell and eat shit
    Vallon: YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE BICTH AND ID KNOCK YOU DEAD
    eco_man_99: well come on down to Charleston SC
    Vallon: VALLON GONNA HEAR ABOUT HOW SOME PUSSY ASS BITCH WAS MOUTHING ME OFF
    eco_man_99: go to down town charleston come to Craig Hall and room 303
    Vallon: SHE WILL DAMNWELL HEAR BOUT THIS SINCE SHE BE SPEAKING WITH YOU WHICH SHE SHOULDNT BE
    eco_man_99: so go FUCK YOURSELF
    eco_man_99: come on I dare you
    Vallon: ILL GO FUCK HER
    eco_man_99: I've told you were to find me
    Vallon: SOMETHING YOU BE DREAMIN ABOUT
    eco_man_99: no not really
    eco_man_99: seeing is how I DON'T KNOW HER
    eco_man_99: ass
    Vallon: YOU WISH
    eco_man_99: you wish what?.........ass
    Vallon: BITCH YOU CAN ONLY WISH YOU KNEW HER
    eco_man_99: look I'm sorry lets be friends
    eco_man_99: do you wana be friends
    eco_man_99: Nick you there
    Vallon: TELL ME WHAT VALLON BE SAYING ABOUT ME FIRST
    eco_man_99: she said you where cool
    eco_man_99: now buddy
    eco_man_99: you see the game last night
    Vallon: I DONT DOING THIS BUDDY SHIT WITH SOME PUNK ASS
    Vallon: YOU DAMN NEAR A GEEK IF YOU ASK ME
    eco_man_99: buddy?.............
    Vallon: JUST DONT TALK TO MY BITCH YOU HEAR ME
    eco_man_99: well aren't you a geek
    eco_man_99: we can go to Star Treck conventions together
    eco_man_99:
    Vallon: YOU WACK ASS MOTHERFUCKER
    eco_man_99: wack ass??? whats that...........buddy
    Vallon: I DIDNT COME TO CHAT ABOUT SOME SHIT IM SAYING YOU BETTER NOT TALK TO VALLON AGAIN
    eco_man_99: are you gay?
    eco_man_99: you seem to have gay tendences
    Vallon: AND IF I HEAR YOU BOTH BE SPEAKING THEN SHE WILL PAY FOR IT THAT IS UNTIL I SEE YOUR BICTH FACE
    Vallon: FUCK THAT I AINT GAY I GOT MYSELF A GIRL WHO I FUCK EVERYDAY
    eco_man_99: your going to the Star Treck convintion! yeah!
    Vallon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
    Vallon: YOU BEGININ TO PISS ME OFF
    eco_man_99: STAR TRECK, STAR TRECK, STAR TRECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eco_man_99: so where do you live I can pick you up in my gremlin(thats a type of car)
    Vallon: YOU THE GAY FAGGOT
    eco_man_99: no I'm not gay..........your gay
    eco_man_99: thats ok
    eco_man_99: just remember I'm not
    eco_man_99: what are you going to tell Vallon
    Vallon: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
    eco_man_99: When are you going to tell Vallon that your gay
    Vallon: IM A TELL HER TO SPREAD HER LEGS SO I CAN STICK IT IN
    eco_man_99: in her ass
    eco_man_99: dude you like men
    eco_man_99: tell her you gay so you don't break her heart
    eco_man_99: remmeber I'm not gay ok
    Vallon: YOU ARE ONE FUCCKED UP DUDE
    eco_man_99: just tell her your gay!
    eco_man_99: we can still go to the convintion
    Vallon: I AINT ILL TELL HER YOU THE GAY ONE
    Vallon: WHERE YOU COME UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT
    eco_man_99: tell her buddy you can't hide for ever
    eco_man_99: your gayness will show
    Vallon: TO BAD I LIKE HER PUSSY TO MUCH TO BE GAY
    eco_man_99: I know your nuch gay
    eco_man_99: much gay
    eco_man_99: BUT let her go
    eco_man_99: you'll just hurt her
    eco_man_99: come out of the closet
    eco_man_99: Nick you there?
    eco_man_99: sorry buddy
    eco_man_99: do what you want
    eco_man_99: so do you like it in the ass or mouth
    eco_man_99: Nick?
    eco_man_99: U there?
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: NIck?
    eco_man_99: do you like it in the ass or mouth
    eco_man_99: NICK?
    eco_man_99: NICK ARE YOU THERE
    Vallon: DONT GIVE A SHIT IF I HURT HER BUT I AINT NO FAGGOT
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: NICK
    eco_man_99: NICK
    eco_man_99: NICK
    eco_man_99: ARE YOU THERE
    eco_man_99: NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: do you like it in the ass or mouth
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: NICK
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: HEY NICK IF YOU DON'T SAY ANY THING I'LL TAKE IT THAT YOU'RE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
    BUZZ!!!
    Vallon: YOU THE GAY FAGGOT
    Vallon: YOU THE ONE KEEP SCREAMIN MY NAME
    eco_man_99: YOU THE GAY FAGGOT
    eco_man_99: YOU THE ONE KEEP SCREAMIN MY NAME
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: NICK YOU THERE?
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: you getting fucked in the ass Nick
    BUZZ!!!
    Vallon: SHIT YOU ANNOYING
    eco_man_99: so......
    Vallon: NOW FOR REAL YOU AINT TALKING TO VALLON
    eco_man_99: you still want see the Star Treck convintion
    BUZZ!!!
    Vallon: HOW DO I IGNORE DICK NIGGERS LIKE YOU
    eco_man_99: I'm white buddy
    eco_man_99: are you black
    eco_man_99: NICK
    eco_man_99: U THERE???
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: NICK!!!!!!!!
    BUZZ!!!
    Vallon: YOU JUST GETTING NONE SO YOU HITTING ON ME YOU ARE WACK AS SHIT
    eco_man_99: NICK!!!!
    eco_man_99: are you there
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: are you being fucked by men
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: do you like gay porn?
    Vallon: ONLY BY VALLON BITCH
    eco_man_99: VALLON IS A MAN!!!!!!!!
    eco_man_99: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eco_man_99: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eco_man_99: YOUR SICK
    eco_man_99: SICK LITTLE FUCKER
    eco_man_99: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    eco_man_99: VALLON IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
    Vallon: YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD HAVE HER
    eco_man_99: NO I DON'T SHE'S A MAN
    Vallon: FUCK YOU
    eco_man_99: I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU
    Vallon: NOW YOU GONE AND PISSED ME OFF
    eco_man_99: YOUR A SICK FUCK
    Vallon: YOU ONE STUPID BITCH THATS FOR SURE
    eco_man_99: YOU KNOW YOU'RE SICK
    Vallon: ILL TELL HER YOU SAY THIS SHIT
    eco_man_99: SAID THAT YOUR GAY
    eco_man_99: YOU FAGGOT
    eco_man_99: YOUR SICK
    Vallon: YOU THINK THAN SHE GOING TO TALK WIT YOU
    eco_man_99: I don't know
    eco_man_99: so what
    eco_man_99: I don't even really know her
    eco_man_99: FAGGOT
    eco_man_99: SICK GAY PERV
    Vallon: YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP DUDE
    Vallon: I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT ANYMORE
    eco_man_99: YOUR FUCKED UP SICK FAGGOT
    Vallon: WASTE OF TIME YOU JUST HAVING TO MUCH FUN WITH IT
    eco_man_99: hold on
    eco_man_99: I'm sorry buddy
    eco_man_99: lets be friends
    eco_man_99: please
    eco_man_99: I wana be your friend
    eco_man_99: nick?
    eco_man_99: buddy?
    eco_man_99: I really am sorry
    eco_man_99: I'll stop
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: Nick I'm sorry
    eco_man_99: can we be friends
    eco_man_99: don't hurt Vallon
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: Nick?
    eco_man_99: Nick I'm sorry
    Vallon: YOU ARE UP ON SOME CRAZY SHIT
    eco_man_99: I love you Nick
    eco_man_99: please come home to me
    eco_man_99: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
    eco_man_99: NICK, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: I'll treat you so good.
    eco_man_99: I'll treat you better than Vallon ever could!
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: Nick I love you. Don't go!!!!!!!!!!!
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BUZZ!!!
    eco_man_99: So.......Nick......you still wana go to the Star Treck convention.
    eco_man_99: Nick u there?
    Vallon's status is now "Idle" (10/10/2002 at 4:45 PM)

    I'm still trying to talk to "Nick"!
     
  2. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    Shit man you were talking to Danza?????
     
  3. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    HUH?!?!?!?!

    I just fucked with the fucker!
     

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