Well I met this "girl" over yahoo messenger. Her "boyfriend" tried to tell me not to talk to her here's what happend: Vallon: SO DONT TRY AND TALK TO HER EVER AGAINOR ELSE eco_man_99: Well she should make that decision I'm a bad speller Vallon: MOTHERFUCKER eco_man_99: besides your in Canada Vallon: IT DOESNT MATTER I DONT WANT YOU TALKING TO HER AGAIN eco_man_99: If she dosen't want to talk to me any more then she'll tell me her self eco_man_99: besides I don't even really know her Vallon: SHE WONT TELL YOU SO I AM SO YOU BETTER LISTEN Vallon: SHE SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO FUCKED UP PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON THE INTERNET eco_man_99: ooh you scare me Vallon: SHUT THE FUCK UP Vallon: IF YOU WERE INFRONT OF MY FACE YOU WOULD RUN LIKE A LITTLE BICTH eco_man_99: yeah sure eco_man_99: you are really funny Vallon: AND YOU ARE A PUSSY eco_man_99: you are what you eat eco_man_99: LOL Vallon: DID SHE SHOW YOU HER PICTURE Vallon: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING BITCH eco_man_99: Never mind Vallon: I GOT THE RIGHT TO KNOW eco_man_99: to know what? Vallon: IF YOU SEEN WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE eco_man_99: her profile eco_man_99: yeah eco_man_99: so Vallon: WHAT THE FUC IS A PROFILE eco_man_99: ok click on friend eco_man_99: under the top bar eco_man_99: then click on view profile eco_man_99: thats a profile Vallon: HOW DO I SEE VALLONS ALL I SEE IS SOME FAGGOTY ASS PROFILE OF YOURS eco_man_99: yeah thats what a profile is......ass Vallon: I AINT ASKING TO SEE YOURS BITCH IM ASKING TO SEE HERS Vallon: SHE BETTER NOT HAVE NO PICTURE FOR SOME INTERNET PERVERT TO SEE eco_man_99: humm I don't know how you could see it...... eco_man_99: try to go to yahoo.com log in and go to office assistant Vallon: FUCK THAT eco_man_99: I think you can view her profile from there eco_man_99: its nothing nasty Vallon: SO QUIT TALKING TO VALLON BECAUSE I KNOW YOU JUST DOING IT TO DISTRACT HER FROM ME eco_man_99: no Vallon: THEN WHY THE FUCK YOU SPEAKING WITH MY GIRL eco_man_99: I was just talking to her eco_man_99: boradum on the internet eco_man_99: boardum on the internet eco_man_99: its not like I want her or some thing Vallon: WHAT SHE SAY ABOUT ME Vallon: DAMN STRAIGHT BETTER NOT eco_man_99: well meeting people over the internet like that is stupid Vallon: YOU THINK SHE HOT I BET eco_man_99: do you? Vallon: SHE OK BUT I ASKING YOU eco_man_99: yeah if thats really her picture on her profile BUT seeing as how you haven't seen it Vallon: O I SAW IT AND DELETED THE DAMN THING eco_man_99: well thats mean Vallon: YOU KNOW SHIT eco_man_99: you seem controlling Vallon: SHE GOT A NEW PROFILE NOW eco_man_99: really? Vallon: I JUST KEEP THE GIRL IN ORDER eco_man_99: do you mind if I see it or do I need your permision........ass Vallon: TAKE A LOOK BITCH Vallon: THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULDVE SAID eco_man_99: I feel like swearing...........fuck,damn, bitch, hell, shit.............. eco_man_99: You know what I forgot Vallon: YOU WACK eco_man_99: fuck you, damn you, fucking bitch, go to hell and eat shit Vallon: YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE BICTH AND ID KNOCK YOU DEAD eco_man_99: well come on down to Charleston SC Vallon: VALLON GONNA HEAR ABOUT HOW SOME PUSSY ASS BITCH WAS MOUTHING ME OFF eco_man_99: go to down town charleston come to Craig Hall and room 303 Vallon: SHE WILL DAMNWELL HEAR BOUT THIS SINCE SHE BE SPEAKING WITH YOU WHICH SHE SHOULDNT BE eco_man_99: so go FUCK YOURSELF eco_man_99: come on I dare you Vallon: ILL GO FUCK HER eco_man_99: I've told you were to find me Vallon: SOMETHING YOU BE DREAMIN ABOUT eco_man_99: no not really eco_man_99: seeing is how I DON'T KNOW HER eco_man_99: ass Vallon: YOU WISH eco_man_99: you wish what?.........ass Vallon: BITCH YOU CAN ONLY WISH YOU KNEW HER eco_man_99: look I'm sorry lets be friends eco_man_99: do you wana be friends eco_man_99: Nick you there Vallon: TELL ME WHAT VALLON BE SAYING ABOUT ME FIRST eco_man_99: she said you where cool eco_man_99: now buddy eco_man_99: you see the game last night Vallon: I DONT DOING THIS BUDDY SHIT WITH SOME PUNK ASS Vallon: YOU DAMN NEAR A GEEK IF YOU ASK ME eco_man_99: buddy?............. Vallon: JUST DONT TALK TO MY BITCH YOU HEAR ME eco_man_99: well aren't you a geek eco_man_99: we can go to Star Treck conventions together eco_man_99: Vallon: YOU WACK ASS MOTHERFUCKER eco_man_99: wack ass??? whats that...........buddy Vallon: I DIDNT COME TO CHAT ABOUT SOME SHIT IM SAYING YOU BETTER NOT TALK TO VALLON AGAIN eco_man_99: are you gay? eco_man_99: you seem to have gay tendences Vallon: AND IF I HEAR YOU BOTH BE SPEAKING THEN SHE WILL PAY FOR IT THAT IS UNTIL I SEE YOUR BICTH FACE Vallon: FUCK THAT I AINT GAY I GOT MYSELF A GIRL WHO I FUCK EVERYDAY eco_man_99: your going to the Star Treck convintion! yeah! Vallon: SHUT YOUR MOUTH Vallon: YOU BEGININ TO PISS ME OFF eco_man_99: STAR TRECK, STAR TRECK, STAR TRECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! eco_man_99: so where do you live I can pick you up in my gremlin(thats a type of car) Vallon: YOU THE GAY FAGGOT eco_man_99: no I'm not gay..........your gay eco_man_99: thats ok eco_man_99: just remember I'm not eco_man_99: what are you going to tell Vallon Vallon: WHAT THE FUCK MAN eco_man_99: When are you going to tell Vallon that your gay Vallon: IM A TELL HER TO SPREAD HER LEGS SO I CAN STICK IT IN eco_man_99: in her ass eco_man_99: dude you like men eco_man_99: tell her you gay so you don't break her heart eco_man_99: remmeber I'm not gay ok Vallon: YOU ARE ONE FUCCKED UP DUDE eco_man_99: just tell her your gay! eco_man_99: we can still go to the convintion Vallon: I AINT ILL TELL HER YOU THE GAY ONE Vallon: WHERE YOU COME UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT eco_man_99: tell her buddy you can't hide for ever eco_man_99: your gayness will show Vallon: TO BAD I LIKE HER PUSSY TO MUCH TO BE GAY eco_man_99: I know your nuch gay eco_man_99: much gay eco_man_99: BUT let her go eco_man_99: you'll just hurt her eco_man_99: come out of the closet eco_man_99: Nick you there? eco_man_99: sorry buddy eco_man_99: do what you want eco_man_99: so do you like it in the ass or mouth eco_man_99: Nick? eco_man_99: U there? BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: NIck? eco_man_99: do you like it in the ass or mouth eco_man_99: NICK? eco_man_99: NICK ARE YOU THERE Vallon: DONT GIVE A SHIT IF I HURT HER BUT I AINT NO FAGGOT BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: NICK eco_man_99: NICK eco_man_99: NICK eco_man_99: ARE YOU THERE eco_man_99: NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: do you like it in the ass or mouth BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: NICK BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: HEY NICK IF YOU DON'T SAY ANY THING I'LL TAKE IT THAT YOU'RE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BUZZ!!! Vallon: YOU THE GAY FAGGOT Vallon: YOU THE ONE KEEP SCREAMIN MY NAME eco_man_99: YOU THE GAY FAGGOT eco_man_99: YOU THE ONE KEEP SCREAMIN MY NAME BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: NICK YOU THERE? BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: you getting fucked in the ass Nick BUZZ!!! Vallon: SHIT YOU ANNOYING eco_man_99: so...... Vallon: NOW FOR REAL YOU AINT TALKING TO VALLON eco_man_99: you still want see the Star Treck convintion BUZZ!!! Vallon: HOW DO I IGNORE DICK NIGGERS LIKE YOU eco_man_99: I'm white buddy eco_man_99: are you black eco_man_99: NICK eco_man_99: U THERE??? BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: NICK!!!!!!!! BUZZ!!! Vallon: YOU JUST GETTING NONE SO YOU HITTING ON ME YOU ARE WACK AS SHIT eco_man_99: NICK!!!! eco_man_99: are you there BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: are you being fucked by men BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: do you like gay porn? Vallon: ONLY BY VALLON BITCH eco_man_99: VALLON IS A MAN!!!!!!!! eco_man_99: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! eco_man_99: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eco_man_99: YOUR SICK eco_man_99: SICK LITTLE FUCKER eco_man_99: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eco_man_99: VALLON IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Vallon: YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD HAVE HER eco_man_99: NO I DON'T SHE'S A MAN Vallon: FUCK YOU eco_man_99: I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU Vallon: NOW YOU GONE AND PISSED ME OFF eco_man_99: YOUR A SICK FUCK Vallon: YOU ONE STUPID BITCH THATS FOR SURE eco_man_99: YOU KNOW YOU'RE SICK Vallon: ILL TELL HER YOU SAY THIS SHIT eco_man_99: SAID THAT YOUR GAY eco_man_99: YOU FAGGOT eco_man_99: YOUR SICK Vallon: YOU THINK THAN SHE GOING TO TALK WIT YOU eco_man_99: I don't know eco_man_99: so what eco_man_99: I don't even really know her eco_man_99: FAGGOT eco_man_99: SICK GAY PERV Vallon: YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP DUDE Vallon: I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT ANYMORE eco_man_99: YOUR FUCKED UP SICK FAGGOT Vallon: WASTE OF TIME YOU JUST HAVING TO MUCH FUN WITH IT eco_man_99: hold on eco_man_99: I'm sorry buddy eco_man_99: lets be friends eco_man_99: please eco_man_99: I wana be your friend eco_man_99: nick? eco_man_99: buddy? eco_man_99: I really am sorry eco_man_99: I'll stop BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: Nick I'm sorry eco_man_99: can we be friends eco_man_99: don't hurt Vallon BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: Nick? eco_man_99: Nick I'm sorry Vallon: YOU ARE UP ON SOME CRAZY SHIT eco_man_99: I love you Nick eco_man_99: please come home to me eco_man_99: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! eco_man_99: NICK, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: I'll treat you so good. eco_man_99: I'll treat you better than Vallon ever could! BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: Nick I love you. Don't go!!!!!!!!!!! BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUZZ!!! eco_man_99: So.......Nick......you still wana go to the Star Treck convention. eco_man_99: Nick u there? Vallon's status is now "Idle" (10/10/2002 at 4:45 PM) I'm still trying to talk to "Nick"!