Hi, I'm new here

*waits for witty comments about what they smell like*

 

LIstens to chiors of angels sing*

 

bloody cum?

 

well, you'll get none from me

HA!

 

More like "sweatypie". That's OK, according to GARY you'reFABULOUS!

 

can we for just once dirrect our shit-slinging at the enemy (the new-guy) without friendly fire turd pitching

 

Beautiful

 

Fuck you! :lol:

And you didn't wash properly did you? You still got bit's in your hair...
*looks closer*
Sorry, my mistake, it's just cum left from your last client.

 

That was weak.

 

that was beautiful... I am buring screens for forums t-shirts.... I wonder if jedd would get pissed if we made forum shirts? Or better yet, I know a place that does emrordered jerseys (different sports) they are $80 to 120 eacj, min amum of 10.... would anyone else get a fugly forums jersy (wuth numbers and names on back, all xustom?)

 

Shucks. Thanks GARY! I think you're pretty damn great yourself.

 

What? Like your sphincter?

 

I definitly would be in on that.

 

That was weak.

 

would it come in a parcel with some pipes :roll:

 

the parcel of pipes would come from me, the jersey would be the Jersey company... you and herseh choose some colors, I failed my miuterm so i am dropping out of school

 

That's what comes of staying sober over the weekend... My brain don't function properly unless fueled by a few class A's :?

 

That's a sad story, i have been more than sober this weekend as well :cry:

 

MV, you are an idiot. However, just as the court jester in medieval times had his place, you've tickled my imagination.

So here, for what it's worth, is my first post. No idea what the missing image was, sorry. And it's pretty lame, too. Falls roughly into bucket 2, above. But I'd like to think I've improved since.

Other first posts*? I hear you ask.

Well there's:

Dwaine
Whippy
Schmed
SamSez, and of course,
Nursey.

Oh, and what the heck, here's yours, MedicVet. I think you'll find it confirms all suspicions that you're borderline retarded.

* I know, I know. Some of you have rejoined under new names and so these aren't you're first official post. But enough detective work from me ... fill us in yourselves!