Hi, I'm new here

And I see a bunch of fucking losers

Nice to meet you all - I'm sure I'll have a great time here amongst you perverts, nerds and imbeciles, where I can nurture my misanthropy. Thanks so much in advance for helping me with that. Good to be here at this wonderful forum. You are all sweeeet

 

Well you got the losers part right, now bend over and take the abuse you are ceratinly going to get for the next month while we get used to you.

*lifts legs and pees on Iseefuckingdeadlosers*

 

Welcome!

You and "Nursey" will get along very nicely: she's a loser and you'll find great enjoyment in teasing her about her emotional and mental psychosis. Or so I hope.

 

Ah...goody goody, sounds like great fun So much to do, so little time....

*Kicks that dog Schmed* I'm not a fucking lamp pole!

 

Hi! I'm Nursey. You may have already heard of me.

 

Indeed I have, Samanthasez was so kind as to introduce you to me. A most exquisite pleasure to meet you :twisted:

 

En chanté...Iseefuckingdeadlosers..charmed, i am sure...*glides off mysteriously*

 

Oh God....you see? she's at it, again. How very..."enigmatic'!

Nutsey, is that a picture of you with an afro?

 

Hi!

Some people call me "The Human Toilet"

Nice to meet you!!!!!!

 

sam dont you have anything better to do than follow nursey around and lap up her leavings like the dog you are?

hello Iseefuckingdeadlosers welcome to hell.

 

youre an intelligence black hole.

 

tee heeee teee heeet hee teeee

 

get it? she wrote nothing.

see?

yeah... it's funny.

oh forget it anyways.

 

Forget what?

 

I hate to get into the whole forum paranoia thing, but anyone wondered if the mysterious "i'madeadloser" and our bible-thumping friend "jesusbuiltmyhotrod" are one and the same?

Just seems coincidental that they both appeared more or less together. And if "loser" is ready to "nurture his (?) misanthropy" with us, what better place to begin than with a fake God-squadder thread?

Sorry, I'm just finding it hard to believe that anyone, even a fundamentalist Christian, is actually that stupid.

 

NEVER underestimate the stupidity of a religious fundamentalist.

..but it is a bit odd, now that ya mention it.

 

Thanks for the warm welcome from "The Human Toilet" and "Dimples", it's interesting to meet you... I'm already feeling really comfy around here

chester, I am he - but not him... You little conspiracist *pinch chester's cheek* , here's a cookie for you. Not because you were right, but because you were actually thinking. That calls for celebration I'm sure.

 

*Grabs bucket and throws up*

What's going on in here? All this niceness is making me sick!