Hi, I'm new...apparently...

Bob>>seems to be a real sence of humainty developing here looks like tuc's a real moral builder

Haha! Oh no, no humanity. And far be it from me to be a moral builder...I'd wouldn't have you guys any other way than the depraved bastards that you are. I mean that in a good way. Ha!
As for me, I guess I'm actually a basically decent person, but there are some occasions where I abandon all that is "good" for the sake of battling general stupidity. And most "good" people take that so very the wrong way.
Like I said, I'd love to be all that you'd like be to me...nasty 'ho, slutty bitch, etc...but I'm just not good at lying. I supposed I could make shit up, but I wouldn't be able to carry it on for long.
I'm just some chick...that's about it. I've been called racist, anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-man, anti-everything...but the truth is that I just have a varied interesting sense of humor, and I have a severe adversion to stupidity.
Not all of us chicks can be guests on Howard Stern, some of us have a functioning brain, but I supposed there's enough out there to keep us all amused. =)
Actually, I'm curious...how often do chicks like that come here? And the ones who aren't "like that"...how long do they usually last? Just wondering.

 

two days

 

3 if we're restrained

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

 

i know what u mean pimp its so rare that we find a girl coupled with intelligence

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

 

Holy shit the number of sexually frusterated people in here amazes me, for fuck's sake just spank the monkey and do everyone a fucking favor you ingrate rednecks!

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Have you ever danced in the pale moonlight of the night with the Devil? Well I have!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Piecraft the Terrible:
Holy shit the number of sexually frusterated people in here amazes me, for fuck's sake just spank the monkey and do everyone a fucking favor you ingrate rednecks!

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Why your mom does it for me, rather well I might add

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
note the "purely platonic" bit piecraft....
i get my sexual gratification from having real sex with real women..... god forbid i should have to resort to 'spanking the monkey' i'd hate to become a wanker in the flesh... rather then just a wanker in this forum....
and i tried this 'cyber-sex' thing once.. which is probably what you have to rsort to for yer kicks... didn't do anything for me....
it lacked that certain something.. you know real breasts and i nice warm juiced up pussy to park myself in...
mmmmmmmm......
mmmmmmm...
mmmmm....
<shouts off comp.... "claire come here babes... i'm feeling the need!!!">

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I bet the whole cyber sex would be great if you could type with one hand.



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Pikachu is the Devil.

 

**flips hair to and fro then uncrosses eyes**

duh...what?

=)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:

you too?? bitch!! she told me i was her only "special friend"


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havent you learned yet? anyone with 5 dollars is her special friend

 

she must like u, she charges me $10.50 + tax

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man that sales tax has got to burn...

 

I just give her food stamps...

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I tell you what you need is a phatty bo batty blunt.And I'll garauntee you'll see the ocean,a sailboat,and maybe some of those big titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

 

thats it im going down there to demand my refund

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
36 c is a good size... anything over a mouthful is wasted... Scince Im the site asshole, Ill ask the 3 questions all the males want to know...
Undead chick *clears throat*

1)do you spit or swallow?

2)are you currently wearing underware, if so please discribe

3)what is the largest object you habe ever had inserted into you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

1)both

2)no....if i were it would consist of leather

3)i 4' wide vibrator

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lifes a bitch...until its its time to say cheese....thats when i come in

 

o im sorry....i thought those were questions for everyone.....please xcuse my mistake.....well nice to know...huh?

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lifes a bitch...until its its time to say cheese....thats when i come in

 

ummm sure

 

lets c sum pix then bunny sury being a bunnygirl u have 100's

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First of all seeing as you;ve tried c-sez shows that you must do it constantly, because quite frankly you're sexually starved for someone in this forum who you haven't even seen before ya cack! And also I know what a real woman feels bitch I just know it hurts that you have to make yourself believe that that fat goon on the other side of the net named Bubba is your bitch!

And another thing to the rest of you turkeys, yeah maybe you did my mom, but guess what? If you did that would mean you're all necrophiliacs cause for your information ya fucktwats she's dead! Nice to see IQ levels haven't dropped outside the U.S. cause BLOODY HELL then we'd all be fucked up as Harlan is!

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Go to Hell!!!

 

how the hell do you post a damn picture

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lifes a bitch...until its its time to say cheese....thats when i come in