Hi, I'm new...apparently...

Just wanted to say hello, introduce myself. I knew this site existed, but just now had a chance to take a look. I almost pissed myself laughing.
So, with that lovely vision of myself, I say...hi...

 

A picture of you pissing would go great in the achives...

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Smoking can kill you. Then again, so can bullets...

 

and to achive Average slob staus in the forums, you must post naked pics of yourself with the words "I Murder Children" written or tattooed (even better) on your body

 

hey chick send me some nekked pix or ill come round there and strangle ur dog!

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That's no way to greet a new guest! Send me naked pics or I'll...umm,I don't know.I guess I'll be happy

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Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex

 

ok i'll try again....send us some pics and ill give ya some ov me homegrown wart wine very tasty stuff

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http://www.fugly.net/ ????

i was somewhat disgusted to see mum on the front page *sob sob*

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Live Fast Die Young Leave a Goodlookin' Corpse

 

http://www.fugly.net/ ????

i was somewhat disgusted to see mum on the front page *sob sob*

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is it me, or is the guy that runs fugly.net not funny?

 

nowhere near as good as the o' .COM

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www.fugly .net sucks and its stoopid!

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"What do you speak so loudly that i cannot hear what you say?" --The Master

 

oh and to the undead chick---send some nekkid pics of yourself fucking a dog and i wont tell everyone that you are my sister =)

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"What do you speak so loudly that i cannot hear what you say?" --The Master

 

i think we've done a satisfactory job of terrorising the poor girl <weg>

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and then some

 

<GASP!>

hehheh...naughty, naughty boys...
I can't say I didn't completely and utterly expect it.
Sorry guys, no nekkid pics. Sorry to disappoint. I'm afraid that while I sometime find myself completely tasteless and foul in some of my modes of thinking, at the same time, I find I'm not quite that foul. I mean, all respect to the chicks who can oblige. I guess they're at least good for something.

Btw, I haven't been to fugly.net. Do you mean to say that the guy actually considers accident victims and horrible manglings fit and wholesome to view, but is opposed to a few exlpicit shots of some tail? Are you serious? I guess it's good to know that some warped people have standards, regardless of how idiotic they may be.
Actually, it's not nice to know, it's just pathetic.

 

Word.

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Drive fast,take chances,and remember:unprotected sex is better than no sex

 

hey undead chick... wanna do the hot sweaty monkey love dance?

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Oh Im sorry, does my name offend you? GOOD!!!

 

how about some horizontal dancing?

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offers clean and pristine baboon love dance

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have you ever seen a clean and pristine monkey?