Hey!

Hey. Fuck you very much and your fucking mother and your sister and your aunt and your granmother. Didn't think I went for the grandmother huh?? Well your wrong baby. I can fuck a man's grandmother quiker than you can say jack robinson. Jack ..... TOOOOOOOOOOOOo LATE .............I fuckerd your grandmother.

 

I really don't like you very much.

 

Wow you dig them up too do that?

 

Yo smiles, what the hell did you put this in your sig for? Is it supposed to be funny or you just don't understand the meaning of the stupid saying. If it's the first one your a dumbass. If it's the second one your a dumb ass. So nevermind, I guess it doesn't matter anyway.

 

Got any pictures of your grandmother?

 

i'd respond with a witty retort but since you posses an intellect far grater than that of my own it would only feed the great all-knowing super-sexy beast that is DangerousDan

 

You could have made Shmed happy and said something about your instead of you're

 

Nah, you've proven yourself an idiot time and time again, that "you're" thing is pretty minor compared to the rest of your incompetence.

 

Being an idiot is the secret to a good life shmed.... Didn't yo mama tell you dat. Yo all concern about bein all quick an such. Den yo ain't gots no times fos the wimmens and da drinkins and smokins.

 

Dan don't you have some ER rounds to make or some old man in need of a finger in the butt?

 

I've somehow managaged to escape the finger in the but exam by asking the patient if they think they need a finger in their butt first. "Sir do you think you need rectal exam? " "Noooooooooooooooo".

 

Leave my sweet old granny out of this, Dr. Dan.

 

My gynecologist fingers my pussy.