<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DIEMUTHAFUCKADIE!!!: May I please pee in your butt?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Let me explain the physics involved with you peeing in my butt. It has to be hard going in and soft in order to urinate...in order for it to go soft there would have to be no movement for an extended uncomfortable amount of time or you would have to cum...the first wouldn't work because with a dick in my ass I think I would be moving, the second wouldn't work cause my ass is so tight once you squirted your man juice in there it would be squeezed out. Therefor, you would have to pick a different orifice to urinate in...I can provide you with a price guide if you would like. BTW, my boyfriend talks about that all the time too, WTF is wrong with you guys???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337: can i have anal sex with you then Yum?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would except I am sure you are just way to much man for me...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy: I would except I am sure you are just way to much man for me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well id leave your tight ass looking like the goatse god, but you'd enjoi it
Ive done it before... You have to have a dick bigger than a thimble, but you put it in, and then think of shit that makes you go limp, s you are getting soft, you start peeing... tell the girl her tight ass is making you cum really hard...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337: well id leave your tight ass looking like the goatse god, but you'd enjoi it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ya gotta leave the Utilitarian Parts in working order!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yummy: Ya gotta leave the Utilitarian Parts in working order!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ok just dont eat any corn of nuts the day before
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337: corn or* nuts and use douchebags an hour before<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Picky picky
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> BTW, my boyfriend talks about that all the time too, WTF is wrong with you guys??? -------------------- <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well ill tell you yummu,you see when youve been with a girl for a while and youve ben banging her on a regular basis the pussy gets quite loose if not to ay a little boring so not only does your ass make a nice change as we can touch the sides again its also a different hole so we can pretend your some else,sister,best freind,girl next door,etc. Hope i have been some help there yummy.
Not only that, tommy likes the smell of shit on his dick for the next time he jerks off... Makes him remember his first lay...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DIEMUTHAFUCKADIE!!!: Ive done it before... You have to have a dick bigger than a thimble, but you put it in, and then think of shit that makes you go limp, s you are getting soft, you start peeing... tell the girl her tight ass is making you cum really hard...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow, how charming
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337: aww sorry yummy. Dont worry it doesnt matter if you do it or not, Id still analy penetrate you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And leave a fiver on the dresser for my trouble?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337: ill leave a canadian 10 dollar bill, but ill steal your loose change<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I am going to screw this joke up but here goes: This mild looking guy comes into the whore house and the madame tells him to pick a girl. He walks up to one of the girls and whispers in her ear. She slaps him and runs off. The madame can't imagine what he could have offered that offended her, but she doesn't want to lose the business so she sends over her most experienced nasty ho. This mild mannered guy whispers in Ole Nasty's ear and she slaps him and runs off. The Madame is really stumped and decides she is just going to do this guy herself. So she goes over and tells him she will do it herself and what was he asking for? And the guy says, I just asked them if I could pay them in Canadian Dollars.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337: shut up. bend over, and take it like a slut Yums.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well atleast he stopped with the h4k0r or whatever talk.
