Hey Shmed Check This China Girl I used to go out with

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Jan 10, 2006.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    She makes your asian chick look like kibbles and bits star.

     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Dangerous Delmer's girlfriend......bruises on her knees.....looks 12 years old....figures.



    Barry
     
  3. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    She looks distressed as well, probably not because of the bruises.
     
  4. DrBungle

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    Its bad luck to speak ill of the dead and burried.

    Granted, it was probably an unmarked grave deep in whats left of the back country.
     
  5. Reizvolles

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    That's the evidence photo in her DVRO* case against Dan. Note the finger pointing to the marks.

    * Domestic Violence Restraining Order
     
  6. Fugly

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  7. Fugly

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    God dammit, I'm funny. I am sitting here, giggling my head off like some kind of a mental patient.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Fucking classic... lol
     
  9. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Oh that is great good job fugly
     
  10. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Paper bag....quick....I'm hyperventilating from laughing so hard......



    Barry
     
  11. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    You know, he's calling the FBI right now.
     
  12. ucicare

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    Nah, he'll take his ball and go home for a few days.

    Then he'll come back like nothing ever happened.


    Barry
     
  13. ucicare

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    Could it be that art imitates life?


    Cut and paste the entire link. Won't let me link directly -

    http://kspsor.state.ky.us/SORDisplayOffender.asp?id={D911EFDB-565D-4B2B-8A3A-239EAC6BC1AF}


    Barry
     
  14. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    The link is like your penis, barry. I just can't get it up! :x

    And here's the fuckin' link.
     
  15. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    looks a lot older... maybe an uncle or his dad?
     
  17. ucicare

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    Like Father, like son I guess.*



    * This a joke. No similarities to real people such as Dr Dan Delmer's Dad is intended. Anyone who takes this seriously and tries to sue me for slander obviously take this forum too seriously and should probably seek professional help.
     
  18. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    There is only one way to find out for sure. Dan, is that your father?
     
  19. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Why are my posts being deleted?
     
  20. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    What posts??
     

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