Thankyou Fred darling,you cunt.And I'll still be sexy in my 'birthday suit' with my natty little shiny,black,PVC designer colostomy bag with 'go fast' neon strips and sparkley connecting tube,i'll have you know!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: And I'll still be sexy in my 'birthday suit' with my natty little shiny,black,PVC designer colostomy bag with 'go fast' neon strips and sparkley connecting tube,i'll have you know! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And as you race down the hallway towards the cafeteria to get your tapioca puddin', all the old dudes will raise their thumbs up high and say, in their gravelly old dude voices,"Damn that Nursey looks SOOOO GEWWWWWD!!!!" Hope ya have a gewwwwd b-day.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: ============ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hahahaha....gewwwd one, Pimp. (*)(Y)=======(H)(*) gawd i need some (C)...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Thankyou Fred darling,you cunt.And I'll still be sexy in my 'birthday suit' with my natty little shiny,black,PVC designer colostomy bag with 'go fast' neon strips and sparkley connecting tube,i'll have you know! -------------------- <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> any chance of a pic?????
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710: any chance of a pic?????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Happy Birthday sugar pants Your horrorscope for the day- <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas: And as you race down the hallway towards the cafeteria to get your tapioca puddin', all the old dudes will raise their thumbs up high and say, in their gravelly old dude voices,"Damn that Nursey looks SOOOO GEWWWWWD!!!!" Hope ya have a gewwwwd b-day.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [c-rap]YO!I will be de funkiest,slinking assed, feline fucking bitch on de block,delivering my 'death shimmy' to the old dudes wi' de viagorated cocks. [/c-rap] Thanks Fred!My big birthday O.D. is scheduled to take place saturday night though! Pimp,thankyou dahlling...but i've changed my mind and i want a fucking present after all!*kissy* Tommy,my nude colostomy pics are for the priviledged eyes of the member's forum only,something a filthy little nylon clad cheapskate like you could never afford!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: Happy Birthday sugar pants Your horrorscope for the day- Thankyou rattila,hunnee-pops! I haven't a fucking clue what my horoscope's about,though i suggest everyone should get me some coke.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Pimp,thankyou dahlling...but i've changed my mind and i want a fucking present after all!*kissy*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i've already told you... you're getting my cock for your birthday... i'll even light a little birthday candle and stick it in the end for you <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote hahahahha... shellsuit boy
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: i've already told you... you're getting my cock for your birthday... i'll even light a little birthday candle and stick it in the end for you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmmph...right,ok...just dont do that burning candle up the ass trick again,that was a bit fucking much!
aww.. it was only a small candle.. but i think it was trying to blow it out with a fart that was too much
Don't forget the traditional birthday spankings! As these cannot be delivered over the internet, I will substitute a piece of poetry by the Lords of Acid musical organization... Ahem... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> When I was a kid I was a lazy child Always skipping school, I was really wild Poor old dad, he went insane Cos of his little bitch and her love with pain So my daddy, he spanked my butt He turned me into his super spanky slut I begged him for his mercy with tears in my eyes He didn't know that he just showed me paradise Then I met my boyfriend, he was almost 85 Crawling on the floor he knew all about life I was feeling horny and just couldn't resist I had to have him beat me with his manly fist I started bleeding badly, love at first strike Since that romantic moment I crawled by his side But just the other day, I hit him right back The poor old bastard got himself a heart attack Now I'm a little older and addicted to the whip When I'm chained to the wall I feel mighty hip Rings in my nipples, metal in my cheek I'm the queen of the club, I look really chique I'll need to be whipped, mmmmm, I love that stuff Some good old fashioned beating, can't get enough I still beg my dad on my two bare knees Oh cruel daddy, come and spank me please Spank my booty, come on and spank my booty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Happy Birthday..
