Hey Kitana

Why don't Mexicans write checks?

Because they can't get cans of spray paint to write that small.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> <<<Originally>>> posted by Bland Amb:
Why don't Mexicans write checks?

Because they can't get cans of spray paint to write that small.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Goodness!!!Well,what can i say???I will admit it,it's quite apparent you really did make that up yourself!!!

 

funny... i have a checking account, i have checkbooks and i use a pen

i think u meant Puerto Ricans

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chicana Kitana:
i think u meant Puerto Ricans <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There's a difference? Sorry, you all look the same to me. Something about bandanas and hopping El Caminos.

Maybe you'll like this one better, Nursey:

A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it. He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then, realizing his mistake, he says..."Well, that's great...just great... some asshole's got my pen!

Har-har

 

Shit...i laughed.
I fucking hate jokes.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
There's a difference? Sorry, you all look the same to me. Something about bandanas and hopping El Caminos.
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bandanas???
thats gangster shit, we dont have that here...
el caminos - dont know what you are talking about, but i have an eldorado

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by parasite kit:
eldorado <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That show ruled.

I don't see why the fucking stopped making it. I thought that disabled girl was a brilliant actress.

That would have been the next Neighbours.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
That show ruled.

I don't see why the fucking stopped making it. I thought that disabled girl was a brilliant actress.

That would have been the next Neighbours.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

wank... i am talking about my car...i never knew there was a show called that.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by parasite kit:
wank... i am talking about my car...i never knew there was a show called that.
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Tit... i was talking about a t.v show... i see you have started writing like me...................

Dont

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Tit... i was talking about a t.v show... i see you have started writing like me...................

Dont<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

looky here...stop doing that...Klit, you don't know what an EL Camino is?? what the fuck!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
looky here...stop doing that...Klit, you don't know what an EL Camino is?? what the fuck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok... I am a bit pissed as I have had a few canned Guinesses tonight... But did you just use the wrong quote?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by parasite kit:
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you never heard of that show cos it was on British T.v...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Ok... I am a bit pissed as I have had a few canned Guinesses tonight... But did you just use the wrong quote?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i think what i was trying to do was fuck with klit because she copied my "looky here" in another post, then she was copying your...way... of... typing... then i added that she's a dumb ass for not knowing what a goddamned El Camino is. but because i'm flying high myself, i probably fucked that whole thing up and miscommunicated my intentions. so just ignore it.

 

muvfuggas... thats my way of typing.. and i been here way longer than you.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy February 4th 2001:
this is ann widdecombe....
she is a british politician... she is a member of the conservative opposition cabinet... (means she's pretty high up)


she is also a 53 year old virgin!!

she is also a fuckin bitch.... i hold the belief that her lack of sexual satisfaction is at the root of her campaign to eradicate all fun and enjoyment out of british life...

now i know there are a lot of fucked up perverts who frequent this site.. can anyone help....

just pop the bitches cherry and let her know that it's not wrong or sinful to have fuckin fun once in a while....
i know she's rough lookin.... but a whole nation would thank you...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000514

 

ewww

 

Fair enough... I see P.diddy's point. Just look at the date on that. That was way before I'd even popped out of the Vaginal lips of 'RL' landing slap bang on the cold hard floor of cyberspace.

I ain't copying no one though... its the way its alawys been wiv me.

I mostly use Elipses' due to the unavoidable lack of substance or meaning to all or most of my posts. I also see people find it easier to understand what is written, especially on the Internet as the new form of 'Written Language' is forming right under our noses.

Hmmm... I mainly use it to show a pause in what is written as opposed to a missisng word/understanding.

so.... there ya go

 

i do it cos i enjoy tippy-tappying on dese 'lil white keys...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
Ok... I am a bit pissed as I have had a few canned Guinesses tonight... But did you just use the wrong quote?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Guinness!