hey Green Apple Splatters....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 7, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Did your sister kill herself yet? Post pics...
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    She's not gonna kill herself,she's just depressed(that kinda runs in our family).I think she's just raggin'.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I will graciously pour molten pyrex on her head... no charge....
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Does your sis chat online? if so, let me talk to her. i can tell her a thing or two about depression and suicide.
     
  5. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Thanks but no thanks. I can do alot better than you methinks.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    your sister is cool... kuntuna is fucking annoying
     
  7. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    True dat. You know how sometimes you take a really messy dump, and no matter how much you wipe you're still left with that not-so-fresh feeling that nags on you the rest of the day?

    Kuntuna's like that whenever she's around.
     
  8. Disorder

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    lets just hope she isnt an enema like you huh?

    *snikker*
     
  9. Cherry

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    Why don't you talk to Cheeze about suicide and depression, Kitana M.E.? This is the first time in seven years that I've seen the boy in such bad shape. I think he's about ready to hang himself with his shoelaces.
     
  10. Emetic

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    As I'm sure Pimp will vouch, an enema is pleasurably cathartic and promotive of health.

    So just submit.
     
  11. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Naively posted by Cherry:
    Why don't you talk to Cheeze about suicide and depression, Kitana? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Her? The Kevorkian of the animal world?!? Only if you want Cheesy to string himself up.
     
  12. Cherry

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    You kill animals, Kit? Why?
     
  13. yomamazagreasymofo

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    We don't need that...no "STRING CHEEZE INCIDENTS" here..HAHA!!!! Get it?

    Oh, fuck it...that wasn't funny at all.
     
  14. kitana

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    IMCV: instead of fighting with you, i think we should just resove our differences in another way. i have postive feelings toward you.

    Emetic: thats not what you said last night...when i held you down, attempted to castrate you, and made you cry.
     
  15. kitana

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    Cherry: what happened to my fiance, cheeze?
    you know, i have not heard from him
    I only kill animals when they are suffering or i am in need of some meat.
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
     
  17. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Queried Cherry:
    You kill animals, Kit? Why?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Oh, she'll say she doesn't kill them, strictly speaking - sorta the same way Clinton claimed he didn't have sex with Monica.

    Let's just say her beloved pets have a funny habit of becoming violently deceased totally out of proportion with statistical probability, and she subsequently takes curious satisfaction with cutting up their remains and taking pictures.
     
  18. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Vividly imagined Kitana:
    Emetic: thats not what you said last night...when i held you down, attempted to castrate you, and made you cry.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Even in your case, it's somewhat flattering to hear that women dream about me.
     
  19. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Medical Examiner Kitana:

    I only kill animals when they are suffering *or i am in need of some meat.*
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *shudders*
    ...however-I'd say that it's probably the most humane thing to do to them if you plan to use their meat
     
  20. Cherry

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    His woman left him and the boy lost his marbles. He's isolated himself from everyone just sits around playing the harmonica now. I don't know how much more he can take.
     

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