Here's the reason I've not been posting in awhile...

Just popping in to say, the 'nookie' is possibly on for this weekend.. Barry and Dan's bickering will soon be a thing of the past, instead replaced by patriotic high fiving and frenzied dry humping of each other once the blood lust gets the adrenaline pumping vigorously through their loins. :idea:

 

I would stop bickering with Dan if you would simply pay a little more attention to me. I have a radiation proof shelter in my basement. Care to spend the weekend with me in relative safety?

You bring your tarot cards and wear spandex. I'll bring my Bible and wear my hernia truss. Should be a hot time.

Your secret pal,

Barry

 

Hmm...maybe the thought of nuclear annhilation isn't so bad after all. :|

 

Barry naked is just ... scary.

 

Did you have that dream too?

 

You're definitely turning into a soft-cock.

 

Would you settle for a thumbnail of me with my cock in her mouth as I have her handcuffed to the bed and choking her with a leather whip?

 

You're kinky fellow, Lomo.

 

Kinky would be letting a dog take her while she was tied like that.... while he fucked the dogs ass....... with his gran watching.... while she was masturbating using extra virgin olive oil...... while they where all being filmed..... by the brady bunch........

oh yeah, i'm hard now

 

Sounds like an average Saturday night around my place. You should come by sometime.

 

Thank you!

If you're ever in town, let me know...

 

Haven't you heard the latest though, Lomo? A few people here think that I "sound like a man". Example Dan and TheGrimJesus. Maybe they wish I was?

 

I missed that memo, Rez... I didn't actually find the Cliff's Notes While Lomo Was Gone... thread.

We could always turn the lights out, y'kno - as long as you don't have a beard and 'stache, I'd never know the difference...

 

A quote from Ren and Stimpy - "I can't wait to get home and caress my lovely wife's beard stubble."

 

you dig asians, but you decorate in african...

(no not african american, thats just empty malt liquor cans, busted crack vials, and homles people sleeping in there own filth)

 

I was thinking about having an affair with a black chick once - but I had a dream we had a baby girl together that we named Laqueefa... :shock:

 

That is one pissed off looking asian chick.

But she's still waaaay hot.

 

what reason why have I been posting not lately.

 

does she have a sister that likes big beaners, and lives in Houston?