Here's the reason I've not been posting in awhile...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jul 31, 2005.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    She consumes all my free time, and to be honest - I don't mind a bit...

    Flame away, you faggots...
     
  2. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    She's pretty Lomo. No flaming from me. Though, she could do with some dental work.
     
  3. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    She better like nintendo...
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    nice bewbies
     
  5. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Shit Lomo! She's smokin man!

    Good job homey.
     
  6. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    Just make sure she's frog free. :lol:
     
  7. pimpchichi

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  8. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Woah!! I know that gir!!! I did her in a closet one time. Man she has so long lips and I'm not talking about the one she eats with!!!!!!
     
  9. ucicare

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    In a closet? Those "long lips" are called testicles where I come from.

    Barry
     
  10. DangerousDan

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    Sorry, I don't know the gay lingo. Maybe I accidently encroached upon the secret language that you use with all your sodomy "friends" that you meet at the rest stops on the interstates while your wife is doing things like getting her semi-annual liposuction.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    so much hostlities... you two are both pioneers in the medicxal indusr\try how out a handshake, and a script for opiods?
     
  12. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    LOL! I forgot all about the frog incident!

    And yes, she likes Nintendo... Can't get her off my Tetris arcade game, either.
     
  13. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    I'd bump donuts with that...
     
  14. ucicare

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    It's cool Dwaine. DD has a little secret crush on me. He also idolizes my superior abilities in the field. This is how he works off his frustrations about being inferior.

    Plus, he is in denial about his sexual orientation. He will out himself soon, and that should help with the anxiety levels.


    Barry
     
  15. DangerousDan

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    Why don't you quit falling back on your psychobabble and come back with something when someone tears you a new asshole? Wait a minute. Don't answer that. I already know the answer.
     
  16. Schmed

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    I just read the whole thread and no one tore Barry a new asshole. You need to stop thinking your juvenile gay jokes are funny or at all biting.

    Faggot.
     
  17. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    It's just a thing there Schmed.

    Dan has to pay me rent just to take a dump - seeing how I totally own his ass.



    Barry
     
  18. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Rumor is, Dan's got a cock-moustache. Guess what color(s)!
     
  19. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    pity the deeds cost you your self-respect
     
  20. DangerousDan

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    I see Schmed has added a license plate to the site in honor or your paying him to take a dump before you cornhole each other at all the interstate rest stops on the way from Michigan to Florida.
     

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