Here's a fucking deal...FUCK YOU ALL..exspecially yoo beeyot

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TURDCHOMPER, Aug 16, 2002.

  1. TURDCHOMPER

    TURDCHOMPER New Member

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    Motherfucking ballgrabbin' asswipes. DID YOU MISS ME?
    Bitch ass tricks. I heard what you fucks were saying about me every now and then..I was in a fucking cage and couldn't respond to your tawdry insults...How did this happen?
    well there I was...cooking dinner for my wife like I have for years cause that bitch couldn't boil water without an instruction book, and that's all good cause I can cook and I like to eat something besides fucking pizza delivery, but I digress...anyway, I open the fucking freezer to get something out and a shitload of stuff falls out on the floor (cause I make the fucking money in the household and my fucking refrigerator and freezer are full so I can cook dinner for HER SORRY NON COOKING ASS) so I'm a little cranky on this particular day when the shit falls out and I start throwing shit around kind of and the BITCH comes in the kitchen and starts laughing at my ass on the floor picking up frozen shit and I basically tell her that yes it's all funny isn't it and get the fuck out of the kitchen...so as I continue to pick shit up off the floor, the fucking smacks me upside tha back of my head and calls me a "dick"...
    needless to say I thought that added insult to injury and I thought maybe she DIDN'T HEAR ME when I told her to get the fuck out of the kitchen, so to help her out I proceeded to wash her ears out under the kitchen sink faucet and I think maybe I helped her rehydrate herself as she apparently swallowed some water...anyway the bitch called the po-lice and I've been away for awhile. SO FUCK EVERYBODY.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

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    ahhhh glad to see your back... I hope you had a wonderful stay, and made a some black man a beautiful bride...How much are old drunk white men woorth in prison nowadays?

    P.S, while you were away, pedro and about 6 of his ameigo's kept your wife warm for you, you llama humping wierdo....
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Looks like Bubba raped him a little too roughly... He can't even remember his old password...
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Looks like Bubba raped him a little too roughly... He can't even remember his old password...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    think about it, when you are getting ass slamed by some 300 lb black man for a pack of ciggerets, are you going to remember your fugly password?
     
  5. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
    think about it, when you are getting ass slamed by some 300 lb black man for a pack of ciggerets, are you going to remember your fugly password?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, cause I made it easy to scream...My Nigga, My Nigga, My Nigga...see everyone try screaming it

    btw, who the fuck is this guy?
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
    yeah, cause I made it easy to scream...My Nigga, My Nigga, My Nigga...see everyone try screaming it

    btw, who the fuck is this guy?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    someone who dosen't know you, but still hates you
     
  7. TURDCHOMPER

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:


    btw, who the fuck is this guy?[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am your worst nightmare you stupid fucking new age goddess wannabe....shut the fuck up. I was posting here before you had your first period you bitch ass trick.
     
  8. TURDCHOMPER

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    where's all the fucking limeys? HELLO! HELLO! they must be watching soccer...
     
  9. TURDCHOMPER

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    here's a fucking deal for you IMC you piece of shit...and a little reminder. When you were in a cage I visited your stupid ass and posted pictures here on fugly....so when I was in did anybody visit me? No. You probobly tried to visit my bitch though you Jody piece of shit. I think her near drowning caused some fucking brain damage. I will deal with you in time.
     
  10. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IHATEEVERYBODY:
    where's all the fucking limeys? HELLO! HELLO! they must be watching soccer...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Its called football you fuckin half breed, but yes, the new season did kick off today, and I took great pleasure in watching the great Leeds United stomp all over Manchester Shitty.
     
  11. TURDCHOMPER

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    weeeelllll..jebus christ on a crutch, somebody is still awake over there in Limey land. AND IT's NOT FOOTBALL you asshole.
    you want football? check out http://www.nfl.com
    only high school kids and girls play pansyball (soccer) over here.
     
  12. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Serial Rapist Formally Known as IMC:
    someone who dosen't know you, but still hates you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    good, will save me the time of making him hate me.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IHATEEVERYBODY: I am your worst nightmare you stupid fucking new age goddess wannabe....shut the fuck up. I was posting here before you had your first period you bitch ass trick.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    First, I am not New Age, I am a Born-Again Christian Goth Afghan, you dumb fuck...now get back in the kitchen and make me a pie.
     
  13. TURDCHOMPER

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    I got a pie for you ya born again bitch. I also have plenty of water you can wash it down with.
     
  14. pimpchichi

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    oh look... the prodigal scum has returned... and this year he's made more than one post.. whoopadeefuckingdoo
     
  15. TURDCHOMPER

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
    First, I am not New Age, I am a Born-Again Christian Goth Afghan, you dumb fuck...now get back in the kitchen and make me a pie.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    you wouldn't be Cryptie's dead (mourn)girlfriend would you? Too bad....
     
  16. TURDCHOMPER

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    oh look... the prodigal scum has returned... and this year he's made more than one post.. whoopadeefuckingdoo <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hello euroscum...here's another post for ya as long as you're counting.
     
  17. theonlylivingboy

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    I'm warming to you already you fuckin winnit, you're only the second person on this sorry site to make me smile
     
  18. TURDCHOMPER

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    I'm warming to you already you fuckin winnit, you're only the second person on this sorry site to make me smile <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    so let me guess....you heard I was in jail, and yer gay....warm up to somebody else, thanks.
     
  19. TURDCHOMPER

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    I'm warming to you already you fuckin winnit, you're only the second person on this sorry site to make me smile <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    in fact, if you're feeling a little chummy Yorkshire, I can probobly get IMC to blow you...he has been known to get whatever he can...
     
  20. theonlylivingboy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IHATEEVERYBODY:
    you heard I was in jail, and yer gay.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Kiss my arse cunt, I'm not the one who got his back door kicked in by his butch cellmate. Next time try picking a fight with a guy instead of your bitch wife, that way you just get the pain and aviod the arse rape in jail.
     

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