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    What's another word for cocoon?

    N-Nigger.
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    Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.

    "I've got a problem," says W.

    "What's the matter?" asks Cheney.

    "Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's to hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

    "What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.

    "A big rooster," replies W.

    "All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."

    So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.

    Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."

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