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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by XerxesX, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. XerxesX

    XerxesX New Member

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    I worked today, 8 Actually it has been 4 days alltogether ),and then I am going to work one day in august. ( Maybe a couple more as well ), but while I was invited to two different locations in Africa, now I have to stay in the energized part of the world. I dont have enough money for western style living, and the squat seems squatted by somebody else. I have been thinking about work, but its such work just getting work you know ?

    Any ideas ? Please ! This is serious :oops:
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Where are you at and what the hell are you talking about?
     
  3. DrBungle

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    Walmart never closes.
     
  4. XerxesX

    XerxesX New Member

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    I am in Europe, Phat, and I am talking about work. Since I am stuck here untill fall.
    We do not have the blessings of wallmart in Europe yet young Bungle. I would really like to get out of this conondrum :cry:
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You want to get out of having to work?
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    if you goto africa, slather yourself in bacon, and see if you can run circles around lions....
     
  7. XerxesX

    XerxesX New Member

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    I will chase away the male(s) and eat their cubs and fornicate with the lionesses, before I slather them in bacon and lick them out. Me sleep and fuck, they hunt.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Touche'!
     
  9. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Somebody give me some freedom fries. I've had enough of this french shit.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    what do you think they call a rectal exam in france?
     
  11. DrBungle

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    The Doctor Dan?
     
  12. XerxesX

    XerxesX New Member

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    You can touche yourself, you pervert Scum.

    Docteur !
    You should understand that the fries are the same tortured potatoes, no matter the name of the dish. Torture as part of lawenforcement would be a better programme ( pogrom ? ) for one with your special qualifications.

    Since lawenforcements budgets obviously suffer under the strain of the war on terror, some torture might well be the remedy. I should probably leave that to a professionally sound judgement as your own, and trust that the correct steps allready have been taken.

    Yours!XXX
     
  13. DangerousDan

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    Yeah right. If their weren't any Americans France would now be part of greater Germany and everyone would be sporting those little gay moustaches and goose stepping on the necks of the French.
     
  14. XerxesX

    XerxesX New Member

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    Nope! If not for american foreign office thyat supported the Nazi rize to power, the communists would have won the day and the soviets would have controlled the world, with the possible exeption of a newly freed USA, still learning to thread its first baby steps as a succesful socialist state. ( Together with a canada, full of corrupt leaders, and a free quebec).
    ( At least according to those responsible of supporting Hitler ).

    However ! If they first got him in power and then refused to aid the european left against him, then alternative history becomes interesting. Would the britsih have had the resources to back the norwegian comandoes that blew up hitlers supply of heavywater ? Would h have had a working H-bomb before the US A-bomb ?

    US PRESENCE in the middle east might allso be contested. Maybe mewrchedes benz would have the most ridiculously big cars ?
     
  15. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    OWNED
     
  16. DangerousDan

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    Ah I see now. The Nazis were a good thing and we should make a Hitler day just like the Martin Luther King Day in celebration of Hitler and the German people's gift to the world of defeating socialism and the sacrifices they made in losing the war on purpose and being so nice about it in the process selflessly dividing themselves in half and putting up with the Berlin wall because after all it was Russia's fault the blood thirsty bastards.
     
  17. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    don't be mad because your oversimplified view of history got shut down dan
     
  18. DangerousDan

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    Yeah right. Your version of history has about as many holes in it as osma's you keep right on thinking that while the US puts a boot in the ass of these scumbags. That's the only thing that works in the real world.
     
  19. smiles

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    yeh eh dan? you MUST have at least a minor in history, i mean, a man of your social stature and evident intellect is surely very well versed on a variety of historical topics........

    i'm also certain that you’re well traveled, familiar with other cultures and customs, a worldly man in general, only a worldly man would ever be confident, and learned enough to speak on how the ‘real world’ works
     
  20. DangerousDan

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    I've read this book two or three times. It's over a thousand pages but I think I have a pretty good knowledge of WWII.

    http://www.simonsays.com/content/book.cfm?sid=33&pid=404445
     

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