Dear Nursey please help I have found a large lump on my undercarriage, it's smaller than a brussel sprout but larger than a pea, lumpy in texture with a slight odour coming from it no matter how much a bleach it.It's not painful but tend to rub my flaps which is causing a friction rub. Now what i need to know is do i just cut it of with the nail scissors and file it down or embrace it as just another lump in my ever growing collection. thankyou in advance UT
Hello UT, and a big welcome to the Nursey Knows Best forum! Thankyou for sharing this delicate (well...maybe not in your particular instance) problem with us. Have you noticed any of your tarty, fake nails having broken off after a particularly vigorous or frenzied 'tammy whack'? And not been able to find it? It's a common occurrence these days with the popularity of these naff, whorish extensions. At the point of climax, muscular contractions coupled with a rich blood supply to the region make the pain of superficial cuts and injuries sustained during violent stabbing of fingers into your 'hoo-hoo' less noticeable. Whatever you do, don't try burning the cysts away with a cigarette, as the nails are inflammable. Your doctor should be able to remove them quickly and painlessly under local anaesthetic. I hope this helps. Nursey
Thankyou Nursey i'll be making an appointment tomorrow to see my GP, i'll get back to you if that appears to be whats happened.
