A man is on the phone with his doctor. "Doc, I have a problem. I always prematurley ejaculate with my wife." "This is killing me and pissing her off." The doc says, "before you have sex with her, masturbate an hour before you have sex. This will ease the tension." The guy hangs up and looks around. "I can't do it in my office." Then he walks to bathroom. "I can't do it in here." So he's driving home and gets a great idea. He pulls off the side of the road and crawls under his truck with his tool box. People will think he's fixing his truck. So he gets under, unzips, closes his eyes and starts going to town. A few minutes pass and he hears someone talking to him. It just happens to be a state trooper. "SIR! Is everything all right down there." "Everythings fine. Just trying to fix my shocks." says the man. State trooper says,"Well, you better check your brakes too. Your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
So after he crawled under his truck he decided that jerking off is best done laying face down on your stomach? Must have looked like the guy was shoving a dildo in his ass.
