Hellu iferybudy! Ere-a yuoo hoongry...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ZeeSvedeeshCheff, Mar 20, 2002.

  1. ZeeSvedeeshCheff

    ZeeSvedeeshCheff New Member

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    ...becoose-a I joost mede-a a beeg betch ooff speecy chupped muusecuck. Su iff unybudy is hoongry, joost let me-a knoo.
     
  2. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeeSvedeeshCheff:
    ...becoose-a I joost mede-a a beeg betch ooff speecy chupped muusecuck. Su iff unybudy is hoongry, joost let me-a knoo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What? Did you say spicy chopped moosecock. REALLY ? I'm still havin' trouble understanding you, but if you said moosecock, well hell, I've had offers for some "moosecock" before, but all they gave me was alphabet soup. I even told them where to find me. Pussy ass motherfucker just kept runnin' his/her mouth. How sad . This isn't some sorta trick is it? Do you have any pictures of this supposed "spicy moosecock"?
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    yeah, i want to see a pic of your dish, too
     
  4. ZeeSvedeeshCheff

    ZeeSvedeeshCheff New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    What? Did you say spicy chopped moosecock. REALLY ? Do you have any pictures of this supposed "spicy moosecock"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Litho Kit:
    yeah, i want to see a pic of your dish, too<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yuoo vunt tu see-a a peectoore-a ooff a muusecuck? Oo.K., let me-a feend it. I oonly hefe-a oone-a peectoore-a, boot I knoo it is here-a sumoohere-a.*searches through kitchen drawers* Demn! It moost be-a in zee oozeer ruum. I'll be-a reeght beck.
    Bork Bork Bork!
     
  5. ZeeSvedeeshCheff

    ZeeSvedeeshCheff New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeeSvedeeshCheff:
    I'll be-a reeght beck.
    Bork Bork Bork!
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    Ookey dukey!! I fuoond zee peectoore-a! See-a vhet I meun vhee I sey speecy? Thees certeeenly ves a feeesty leettle-a muusecuck.

    Thees is hoo I prepere-a zee muusecuck. Furst, I greb zee leettle-a foocker by zee thruet. Zeen I sqooeeze-a reel foockeeng herd teell he-a deees. Zeen I sleece-a und deece-a zee muusecuck, throo heem intu a put ooff bueeling veter und 30 meenootes leter....prestu!! Speecy chupped muusecuck!! Injuy.
    Bork Bork Bork!
     
  6. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ZeeSvedeeshCheff:
    Ookey dukey!! I fuoond zee peectoore-a! See-a vhet I meun vhee I sey speecy? Thees certeeenly ves a feeesty leettle-a muusecuck.

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    OH!! I get it! Moosecock is just your way of saying "bigassfuckingchicken". I wonder if that's what that other person meant when they offered me some moosecock??? Wow, Chef, You sure have taught my dumb, redneck ass a thing or two tonight. Thank you very much.
    Btw, it sure does look like fun strangling that "moosecock" as you call it. If ya ever need help in the kitchen, just let me know. O.K.?
    P.S.-Is that stuff good with ketchup on it? Or should I use some "ranch", whatever the hell that stuff is...
     
  7. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    You know what would be funny as all hell right now? Seeing SvedishCheff and Azn Nvazn getting into a huge argument.
     
  8. ZeeSvedeeshCheff

    ZeeSvedeeshCheff New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    OH!! I get it! Moosecock is just your way of saying "bigassfuckingchicken". I wonder if that's what that other person meant when they offered me some moosecock??? Wow, Chef, You sure have taught my dumb, redneck ass a thing or two tonight. Thank you very much.
    Btw, it sure does look like fun strangling that "moosecock" as you call it. If ya ever need help in the kitchen, just let me know. O.K.?
    P.S.-Is that stuff good with ketchup on it? Or should I use some "ranch", whatever the hell that stuff is...
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    Yuoo ere-a fery velcume-a, Freddy-puu. Next teeme-a I strungle-a a muusecuck, oor "beeg foockeeng ckeeckee", I'll let yuoo knoo. It is a lut ooff foon. Und speecy chupped muusecuck gues best veet moosterd.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    You know what would be funny as all hell right now? Seeing SvedishCheff and Azn Nvazn getting into a huge argument.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Vhu is thees persun thet yuoo speek ooff? I du nut reelly leeke-a tu ergooe-a. I joost leeke-a tu chup, keell, und cuuk. Und throo un oocceseeunel pan oor three-a...
    Bork Bork Bork!
     

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