OooOoo, all these hedge fund companies lately have been having to suspend trading, there are some scandals about. These things kind of launder a huge amount of the money these foreign investors use to buy up our debt. We print it, ship it, maybe through the Cayman Islands, and buy up our debt with cold hard cash and money laundering tactics. So this can't be good at all. Nope Another fat cushion they'll find is people's pensions. They'll use that to soften the blow of a failing economy while they withdraw their savings and get what they need fast. MMMMm, does it feel good to get fucked so hard you all? If this hedge fund scandal blows up, and all these companies go down, you can sure as hell bet there will be a crash not too long after that and the end of our way of life....
Not as big as the food chain collapse that'll be felt when these rogue humans all over the damn place start eating every last plant and animal alive during this polar reversal, but whatever.