Heather is a Sex God!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Pierce the Sex God, Sep 13, 2000.

  1. Pierce the Sex God

    Pierce the Sex God New Member

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    Okay, last post, but then I have to go. You sound absolutely perfect! A button nose is almost too much to ask for! Is it possible for you to post an image of yourself? I have no idea how to do it myself - I guess you'll need a scanner.

    And your hair sounds stunning - copper highlights!? Your rarity is your beauty, Heather. Everyone else seems so blasé! And you wax you nether regions…perfect. God, I’d love to shave you down one day…

    Feel free to ask questions about myself – I think I know more about you than vice versa.
     
  2. Heather

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    It was nice talking with you.
    You could always email me if you like.
    It's a bit more private. I would say that I'm sorry you're aroused, but I'm not.
    I'm sorry I've kept you so long.
     
  3. Pierce the Sex God

    Pierce the Sex God New Member

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    [I'm posting this again b/c it may not have gone through the first time. My apologies if you've already seen this.]

    Okay, last post, but then I have to go. You sound absolutely perfect! A button nose is almost too much to ask for! Is it possible for you to post an image of yourself? I have no idea how to do it myself - I guess you'll need a scanner.

    And your hair sounds stunning - copper highlights!? Your rarity is your beauty, Heather. Everyone else seems so blasé! And you wax you nether regions…perfect. God, I’d love to shave you down one day…

    Feel free to ask questions about myself – I think I know more about you than vice versa.
     
  4. Heather

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    I don't have the slightest idea how to use a scanner. But I could always send you a pic some other way....
    My email addy is heatherdudley@juno.com
     
  5. Pierce the Sex God

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Did I offend you?
    I simply stated that I have never dated blacks. It just doesn't turn me on.
    I can't help what I like.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No, you didn't offend me at all. Whether you like guys or girls, blacks or whites, it's all a matter of personal taste - and there's no accounting for tastes, right? People are free to have and to follow their own definitions of beauty. There is no universal standard.
     
  6. Pierce the Sex God

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
    It was nice talking with you.
    You could always email me if you like.
    It's a bit more private. I would say that I'm sorry you're aroused, but I'm not.
    I'm sorry I've kept you so long.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Sounds like a good idea. And don't apologize for the lengthy time spent - I enjoyed every minute of it. Take care, and I'll talk to you soon.

    Best,

    Pierce
     
  7. Pierce the Sex God

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
    ...I'm a sex goddess....am I to assume that you were unaware that I am female? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Whoops! Sorry. The ommission of the suffix "-dess" was purely a mistake. No offense, of course.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> And you do know that I'm irish/american, don't you? I've got the worlds worst temper and I'm not above smacking you about when you
    get up my nose.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Seeing that I'm a true limey through and through, I don't think that your, ah, ethnic attributes will cause me any surprise. I've been brawling with my Irish friends since my youth. Besides, I like the physical discipline. Keeps me in line.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    -193 cm
    -72 kg
    -Dark hair – a little longish in the front – say cheekbone length. Kept short at back and sides. I keep it pushed back. Like a better groomed Johnny Depp.
    -Handsome profile - my friends say I look like Harrison ford, though I think that that's a bit much. Whatever the analysis, I definitely have a solid chin/jaw, high cheekbones, straight nose, perfect teeth, and dark eyes. Maybe you're into that. I hope so.
    -Athletic (I'm play football (of course), road cycling and kendo)
    -Favourite hobbies? Dreaming of your kisses, your gentle touches, the endless love that flows from your heart...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    I’m not really sure…I just get the impression that everything about you is soft, delicate and sweet...Hope I'm right...
     
  8. Pierce the Sex God

    Pierce the Sex God New Member

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    Oh yeah, how big are your tits?
     
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    Pierce the Sex God New Member

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    Heather, are you around?
     
  10. Heather

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    Yesssss.....
    I'm here and I have that day-after not- so- fresh feeling. I'm a lil nauseous.
     
  11. Pierce the Sex God

    Pierce the Sex God New Member

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    Care to elucidate, or should I make some unsavoury assumptions?
     
  12. Heather

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    Just a lil experiment.....the effects of asthma mediction and bacardi 151.....
    I am not terribly happy with the results.
     
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    If nothing else, it imparts a rosy glow....
     
  14. Pierce the Sex God

    Pierce the Sex God New Member

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    Wow. Sounds like you had a bit of a party last night. One time, my mates showed up with a 40 of scotch, 12 Boddingtons and a bottle of codine (sp?). One of them napped the latter from his mum's medicine cabinet. Now that was a rough night! Pretty stupid in retrospect, actually.
     
  15. Heather

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    Hehe....codeine, eh?
    With booze?
     
  16. Pierce the Sex God

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
    Hehe....codeine, eh?
    With booze?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, his mum had cancer before, and I guess she forgot about it - I dunno. Anyway, it was a bad idea. We only did a couple of teaspoons each, but it was enough to knock us out pretty quick - few of us were praying at the porcelain goddess. Could have killed off more than I few brain cells!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pierce the Sex God:
    Could have killed off more than I few brain cells! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Evidently, with the typo!
     
  18. Heather

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    Sorry for the delay, I had to toss patsy outside......she's obese and needs help doing things......
     
  19. Pierce the Sex God

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
    Sorry for the delay, I had to toss patsy outside......she's obese and needs help doing things......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is that you cat or something? Never seen an obese dog before.

    Heather, yesterday was a an absolutely perfect day...you sounded almost too perfect!

    Uh uh. The pager just went off. Gotta return a call, but I'll be back in ten minutes or so. Talk to you soon...
     
  20. Heather

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    Patsy is my dog......she's only lil (1 yr),
    but she weighs twice what an adult beagle should! I've got three dogs, two of whom are morbidly obese.I've three cats and 1 guinea pig, as well....
    I really enjoyed talking with you...
    As for me sounding almost too perfect...
    I am a bit much. Men in the southern united
    states don't appreciate it when a woman speaks her mind.
     

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