Heather is a Sex God!

Heather,

I've been reading your posts, and though I can't explain why, I'm simply drawn to you...I sense that you're an intelligent, sensitive woman who can share my hopes and dreams...but more importantly, you're someone I want to shag. I want to unbutton your blouse with my teeth, one by one, while I slowly and gently caress your soft, silky back with the lightest feather touch of my fingertips...I want to kiss you softly on the nape of your neck, immersing myself in the scent of your hair, gentling cupping your soft breasts with my palms...I want to make you mine, Heather, I want to kiss every inch of your body...

 

Really? I hardly think I've said anything sensitive, but thank you. And I'm a sex goddess....am I to assume that you were unaware that I am female?
And you do know that I'm irish/american, don't you? I've got the worlds worst temper and I'm not above smacking you about when you
get up my nose.....
I must say, I am quite flattered by your attention. It always gives me a boost to know that I am well liked. I don't know you...tell me a bit about yourself...
And just how did you know that I have soft breasts? Don't go giving out all my information...I'll have all the crazies after me...

 

Well, I'm on the tall side,dunno how delicate you consider that.
And I'm redheaded.Quite large breasted.I've got freckles(not too many)....light eyes (hazel/grey)....
Very dominant. It can be a bit off putting at times.But my mum calls me 'dainty'...so figure that one out. I would consider myself big hearted,but I tend to come off as being obnoxious at best.It's that nobody get's my sense of humour. That's about all I can think of...any questions?
Oh, and I've a question for you.
You play footie? Do you have that over developed calf and thigh muscle thingie like most do? That's not terribly attractive.
And you should know that I've got a mad crush on Harlan. Don't hold it against me.
You do sound very attractive, if you don't mind my saying so....and your so bold, saying you'd like to shag me.I'm not offended.
I just like to be a challenge...Any girl who let's men have at her too easily isn't worth your time. It's a plain fact.

 

You want my cup size? DD. Between a 36 and 38 DD cup.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Well, I'm on the tall side,dunno how delicate you consider that.
And I'm redheaded. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nicole Kidman’s both tall and redheaded, and I don't think that she's the antithesis of dainty at all. She's quite a graceful woman.

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You sound absolutely stunning. I love freckles - very endearing.

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Don't worry, I've got a pretty sharp tongue myself. People think that I can be a little too sarcastic at times, but that's just who I am. I do tone it down for certain audiences, though.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Oh, and I've a question for you.
You play footie? Do you have that over developed calf and thigh muscle thingie like most do? That's not terribly attractive.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know what you mean - most road cyclists and some footballers have overdeveloped legs, relative to the rest of their body. That's pretty freakish. But that's not me. I make a conscious effort to workout all my muscle groups, so that I'm evenly developed all over. I have what you could call a triathelete's body. Complete strangers give the eye sometimes; it's flattering, but it feels weird at the same time.

[QUOTE} And you should know that I've got a mad crush on Harlan. Don't hold it against me. {/QUOTE]

I've noticed. To be honest, I'm not really the jealous type. If you like me, that's great. And if you want to shag both me AND Harlan, that's cool too. Whatever keeps you happy.

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I couldn't agree more.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
You want my cup size? DD. Between a 36 and 38 DD cup. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That sound's absolutely divine! You said that you were on the tallish side - how tall is that? And would you describe yourself as a trim person, perhaps simply average, or are you of a more robust frame? I'm into tall and strong women - dominant women, really - so I hope that your body approaches some of my preferences. We already know that your disposition is to my liking.

You also mentioned that you appreciated my forthright statement that I wanted to shag you. That leads me to believe that your own sexual preferences may be, shall we say, aggressive? Do you like to kick ass in bed? To grab your lovers by the hair while punching them in the mouth? Or do you prefer a softer, gentler and more romantics approach? Or perhaps something in between?

 

Finally. I've grown tired of jealousy over the years...it's not a nice quality in a man.
It's a turn off. And Nicole Kidman is really a mousey brown...but It's always a plus to have somebody so pretty on the redhead team...so we can fogive her for that.
It takes character to put such a colour to good use.
Here's something which may change your opinion of me.....I used to fancy Howard from Take That. Yeah, I know....go on and have a laugh.......it is laughable....what's much more amusing is that my pal Gemma was into Jason from Take That and he was a flamer...
Nobody here seems to know who TT were so they don't know what's so funny about it.
But I think you know what I'm talking about.

 

Also, sorry for that embarrassingly sloppy cut and paste job two posts before.

Heather, I really want to shag you. For God's sake, don't be coy! A man's loins are at stake here, and they're gonna implode without some quick relief! I want to kiss your tender neck, I want to squeeze and feel the wondrous warmth of your swollen bosom, I want to lick, with my whole, hot tongue, and at an achingly slow pace, the length of your sweet, honey-drenched pussy...I need you, Heather...say you'll be mine forever!

 

I'm a bit over 5"8, sturdy but not mannish,
Strong legs, my mum has always called me curvy....It never suited me to be too thin.
I'd look like a scarecrow.
I wouldn't say that I would deliberately hurt a man in bed, but I like to give it rough.
And I like to get it rough as well.
I'm an on top kind of lady...but I do go for the romantic aspects of lovemaking.
Sounds of bizarre duality, but I think I carry it off nicely. I'm just charged up hormonally, I suppose....I dunno how else to describe myself. What else would you like to know?

 

Hello! Racy stuff, that.
I'm not toying with you...
It's fine with me. I'm not putting your loins at stake. You can have me if you like.
My god! If you've such pressure build up, go have a wank. You'll feel much better for it.
I cannot be held responsible for your implosion!

 

Hmmmm. It's got a bit quiet, hasn't it?
I wonder what you're up to...

 

You like Howard from Take That? Well, for better or for worse, I don't much look like him. He can keep the Battlefield Earth dreads to himself. What kind of music do they play?

I was into the madchester scene in the late 80s/early 90s, and I know they’re from Manchester, but no one I know really speaks of them. They look too old to be a boy band. What kind of tunes do you like?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I'm a bit over 5"8, sturdy but not mannish,
Strong legs, my mum has always called me curvy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jesus, you sound absolutely perfect. I love curvy women – skinny little underfed whelps like Calista Flockheart make me ill. I’d make love to you all night long, Heather. I’d literally have you screaming and kicking about as I send orgasmic shockwaves through your body, one after another. I’d turn you into a savage, senseless sex machine!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I wouldn't say that I would deliberately hurt a man in bed, but I like to give it rough. And I like to get it rough as well.
I'm an on top kind of lady... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Just as I like it. Forceful, passionate and relentless! Heather, you’re too good for this world.

I totally appreciate the romantic aspects, as well. For me, fantastic sex doesn’t stop with an earth-shattering orgasm. The best sex involves post-coital interaction – laughter, hugs, shared cigarettes…It doesn’t get much better that that.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
Hmmmm. It's got a bit quiet, hasn't it?
I wonder what you're up to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Sorry for the interuption - had some things to take care of, and no (unfortunately) my load has yet to be expelled. Perhaps I should push off for a wank...But I would much prefer your touch.

 

I don't fancy Howard anymore. It was just a dumb teen crush. I don't listen to much music these days. I hate pop music...it's all they play at work.Shared ciggarettes? Mmmmm, bad habit, that. A habit I share, but bad nonetheless....
The downside of being with a dominant woman is that you can't orgasm until you have my permission...some men aren't able to practise such control. And punishment follows disobedeince.....
I do hope you have control....

 

You said I could "have you" - how am I supposed to do that? I've never done anything like this on the internet before - but then I've never had such fortune to meet someone as wonderful as you...So what now? Hope you're still there...

PS - How old are you? And what do you do?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I do hope you have control....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abso-fucking-lutely! I NEVER have an organsm until my duty is done - it's always ladies first in my books. I live to please women. You are my Master, and I know my role in this world. And I humbly request that you beat my ass senseless if I ever get out of line!

 

Do you know what's curious? You used the word "fancy" to describe your preference for Howard. That's not a phrase that used in the USA, is it? Also, you spelled "practise" with an "s", which is the British version, of course; the Americans spell it with a "c". You're not English, are you, Heather?

 

I'm 19. Born friday 13.03.81
I am a Beauty Consultant and manager.
Oooh, now don't let's get jealous of my job title....lol
And I don't like american men all that well, so I never stay with anybody for too long...
I am half american, myself and I have my lil americanised accent...it's something which seems funny to others...but I find it's quite unsettling how I am not accepted by either Irish, brits, or americans...
I'm a mutt(for lack of better terminology).
And as for you not being well versed in the art of cyber....trust me, neither am I.
It's all a bit forced.Words on a screen.
It can be hard to get a feel for the person in question.

 

More background info.
My father is pure Irish but he was raised in England.My mum is native american, russian, and british...she was raised here in the u.s.of.a. I am a mutt. I guess you bring out another aspect of me.Now that I'm out of school, I don't always bother with american spelling.I'm not being given a grade for it, so why not? Does this bother you?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heather:
I don't always bother with american spelling.I'm not being given a grade for it, so why not? Does this bother you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not in the least! I actually prefer it, if only because it better resembles the spelling that I'm accustomed to. I was just surprised to see an American who spells in an Commonwealth fashion.