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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by HostileByatch, Nov 29, 2000.

  1. HostileByatch

    HostileByatch New Member

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    Have you ever drawn sad clowns on yer asscheeks in markerpen before?
    Wrote 'CUNT' on yer mum's forehead while she slept? Fed laxative to the family dog just before a road trip?...
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

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    unfortunatly, I have done all three in a 24 hour period I might ad
     
  3. Anti-Thesis

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    unfortunatly, I have done all three in a 24 hour period I might ad<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So have I. But have you ever stuck your entire head into the twat of a green teethed broad named Nova?

     
  4. Psycho Bob

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    but how did u breath? i dont see no gills on u boy

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  5. Dwaine Scum

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    for some odd reason I have a craveing for a fillet-o-fish sandwich
     
  6. The Desacrator

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    I like corn. Corn is good food.
     
  7. Psycho Bob

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    is that standalone corn or corn on da cob?

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  8. The Desacrator

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    Either one as long as it has the scent of a woman on it.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

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    sort of like chiterling (pronounced Chit-Lynn) corn huh?
     
  10. GreenAppleSplatters

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    corn,mmmhhh.

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  11. Psycho Bob

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    scent of a woman eh? darn good film if u ask me

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  12. Dwaine Scum

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    pachino will always be scareface,,, holms
     
  13. Psycho Bob

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  14. Psycho Bob

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    i spose i could try linking.....



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  15. Dwaine Scum

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    i just want to lick em.... yum
     
  16. TheUndeadChick

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    Hmmm...I'd have to say the most damaging thing I've ever done to anyone was this. When I was in school, I lived in a 10 story apartment building sponsored by the school (Art Institute of Pittsburgh)...so it was full of drunk, drugged out AIP students. One night at a party I was at, I went to use the bathroom and found this guy passed out completely naked on the floor. A few of us got together and contemplated what sort of prank we wanted to play on this poor, unsuspecting fool. No one in the apartment knew him. I remembered I knew someone who had a hamster in the building, so we paid them a visit. He was willing to help us out, so we took his hamster...no, not what you think...we put it in a box and took the cage with the tracking. The guy woke up, still naked on the bathroom floor with an empty hampster cage next to him, along with a HUGE jar of vasoline and a lubed up cardboard paper towel roll.
    Now, I would think one would KNOW if they had been violated. You know, you'd feel it. But when he came to, he vacated the premises with a quickness, never to be seen again. I believe I heard he dropped out of school shortly afterwards.
    Do I feel bad? No...he who passes out naked in a strangers apartment shall be fucked with.

    Anyway...good Pacino film..Dog Day Afternoon.
    Of course, it IS true, you can't beat Scarface when it comes to Pacino...then there's also The Godfather films...
     
  17. Psycho Bob

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    now thats funny...must commit that 1 to memory

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  18. Psycho Bob

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    ill have 2 rent the dvd

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  19. TheUndeadChick

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    lol...Pacino should have a movie out for ALL the early Metallica songs!
    Al Pacino, in his critically accliamd film, Motorbreath!
    Hehheh...that'd be great....
     
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