Have to give a laptop away... which one?

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by Lomotil, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Basically, I've got two older laptops that I don't use, and my chick is nagging me for one... There's a Gateway 700mhz with a shitty LCD, and a Dell 400mhz with a nice LCD. Obviously, the Gateway has more RAM/HDD/etc, but the screen is so much nicer on the Dell.

    Which one should I get rid of? :?:
     
  2. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Both of them. Computers are the devil.
     
  3. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    If it were me I would look at it from a support perspective. My wife would be comming to me everytime there was a problem. Which one will be easier to support the Dell loaded with win98 or the Gateway loaded with Xp if the Dell has at least 256Mb I'd load xp on it also. It just all depends on what will be easier tyo support.
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Maybe I should just give her one of these:

     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Valintines day is JUST around the corner... Can't you just rig up one of your old coin-op screens, a scince calculator, and a 12 volt car battery?
     
  6. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Heh you know Dwaine I'll prolly see that on hackaday.com some day.
     
  7. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Let her buy her own damn computer. Why should you give her anything?
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Y'kno, IMC - I do have that old Casio calculator I'm not using right now...

    diogenes: Maybe someday you'll understand the incredible drawing power of pussy.
     
  9. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    He said she was nagging him, if she's willing to negotiate that's different. I get as much pussy as anyone in this forum, which unfortunately isn't saying much.
     
  10. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    That is our most powerful tool. Pussy power. We can get anything we want with that.
     
  11. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    And men's is owning everything?
     
  12. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Anything except that extra 24 cents to the dollar on average we make more than you.
     
  13. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Yeah, but they live 10 years longer. One way or another, a woman will get all of your shit, it's just a matter of either fucking it out of you or time.
     
  14. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    So they can have our shit nice and clean even ten years after we're gone.
     
  15. Johnny_Deg

    Johnny_Deg New Member

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    Hey! Woman are way more than cleaning tools, Theyr'e fucking tools, porno tools and pissin-of-otha-lads-coz-ur-bird-is-fitter tools.
     
  16. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Eat many lead paint chips as a tot?
     
  17. Johnny_Deg

    Johnny_Deg New Member

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    oh yes, so many. bt now that am older-ish. i only eat plastercine and my finger nails.
     

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