Has he been kiddy fiddling again?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by unlimited-time, Nov 18, 2003.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Why doesn't someone just put a bullet through his head and put the bastard out of his misery.
    Jackson
     
  2. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    Anyone surprised?
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Im glad someone posted this before I had the chance too.. Well yanno, who should be blame? Mikey, or the parents who allow there 8 year old boy to hand out with an accused sex offender? Mikey should make a waiver saying "you give me your kid, they become my slave, If I take there ass virginity, ill cut you a check, you horrible horrible parents.. "
     
  4. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Im glad someone posted this before I had the chance too.. Well yanno, who should be blame? Mikey, or the parents who allow there 8 year old boy to hand out with an accused sex offender? Mikey should make a waiver saying "you give me your kid, they become my slave, If I take there ass virginity, ill cut you a check, you horrible horrible parents.. "<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I take it you didn't see Howard Stern's New Years Eve Pay-Per-View a few years back.
     
  5. Cough Syrup

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    Ok, I'll bite. What happened at the pay per view party?

    I hope your ripped it off and didn't actually pay for that shit.
     
  6. Tojo Burbage

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    You hit the nail on the head there, my wall bludgeoning friend....
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    Ok, I'll bite. What happened at the pay per view party?

    I hope your ripped it off and didn't actually pay for that shit.
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    Actually, I did rip it off.
    But anyway, at the begining, they did a Michael Jackson bit, with him molesting a child(was actually a midget, but it was funny!) You'd really have to see it, but when the "parents" show up, and are mortified with their son chained to an exposed box-spring in nothing but his tighty-whities and getting zapped in the nuts with a car battery...Michael does a little dance, and POOF! A check appears in his hand. He hands them the check, and off they go...leaving the little boy for MJs pleasure.

    Fucking hilarious!
    If you can find it on video/DVD somewhere, check it out. Most of the thing was stupid as hell, but it DID have some funny moments.
    AFAIK, it was the ONLY one of it's kind that Stern did. I think it was 1996...but I can't swear to it.
     
  8. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    It was 1994. New Year's Eve.
     
  9. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    As long as he ripped it off, I'm happy. I hate pay-per-view.

    I worked at a casion once, the bars there ordered everything and the place would fill up with cheap fuckers like me.
     
  10. KaptainSkitzo

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    Thanks Cheeze...it's been a while since I've seen it.
    Only bad thing about ripping off the PPVs, is that the signal was never 100% perfect. Actually, it looked moderately crappy. Fucking WWF cost me big bucks on blank tapes while that box was working.
     

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