Has anyone got any ROPE?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by PinkorBrown69, Jun 3, 2001.

  1. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Because I feel like hanging myself.
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Because I feel like hanging myself. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Me too. But it'll fuck my neck all up and bust capillaries in my face. I think I'd rather shoot myself right now... or overdose.
     
  3. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Do you fancy helping each other?
    I could stand on a chair with a rope around my neck holding a sawn-off shotgun...You push me off... And I'll shoot you as I fall!
     
  4. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Please don't forget to get it on video tape. We don't condone suicide or anything but if you have to do it, at least let us all get a little enjoyment out of it.
     
  5. kitana

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    why do you want to hang yourself?
     
  6. tylenol44

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    hey pinky: nobody gives a fuck if you finna hang yerself. Just do it, tape it, and send it on down here. I personally would give up this months issue of Over 40 to see that shit.. FUCK OFF YOU PUSSY- you should check out victim "godisdeadtome" pissant fuckwad!
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    hey, pinky: I care
    why do you want to hang yourself???
     
  8. Icare

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    hey, pinky: I care
    why do you want to hang yourself???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    STOP TELLING GODDAMN LIES ABOUT ME KITANA-I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

    [ June 03, 2001: Message edited by: Icare ]
     
  9. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Do you fancy helping each other?
    I could stand on a chair with a rope around my neck holding a sawn-off shotgun...You push me off... And I'll shoot you as I fall!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sure... sounds like a good idea to me.

    And Fugly, if you buy me my dress, casket, and urn, (and whatever Pinky wants too) I'll have arrangements made to send you the videotape. I promise. You aren't getting good quality entertainment for free!
     
  10. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Ok Pinky. Is this a cry for help? Attention? Or another scheme to try to get a girl? I'm bein serious here. I don't wanna see anyone die in here. Especially not customers. I could tell you stories about my past, but I ain't gonna bore you. Just think about things. Nothing is ever as bad as it seems. Both of you.
     
  11. kitana

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    NO NO NO!!! i care about what pinky has to say and i dont think suicide is the answer...although murder would be nice
     
  12. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Because I feel like hanging myself. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    My mommy said if I cant say anything nice dont say anything at all....but she isnt here is she....
     
  13. Nauseous

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    IT'S TOO LATE EVERYONE!

    I'm buying my plane ticket tomorrow. As soon as I talk to Pink again, we'll decide the course of action. I better see some cash, or no one is seeing our suicide/murders!
     
  14. pimpchichi

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    i have good quality rope you can borrow if you promise not to get blood on it... and i can get a shotgun for nauseous too...
    you might think of getting some kinda facemask tho' nauseous.. 'cos that shot can rip apart your face with the spread if you do it from a distance.. and i don't want blood splatters on my rope...

    open casket remember....
     
  15. Nauseous

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    I don't think it's going to be necessary. I appreciate the efforts though. I went to buy my plane ticket today. I was 480 dollars short. I offered the guy a blow job and told him that I'd pay him back after I got to my destination, but he wouldn't go for it. Maybe I shouldn't have told him that I was killing myself when I handed over my 20 bucks? Oh well, the plane would have either crashed or we would have been highjacked anyway. Besides, I think Pink wussed out. Looks like you're going to have to put up with me a little while longer... sorry 'bout that!
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

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    Ill shoot you in the face for a blowjob
     
  17. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I don't think it's going to be necessary. I appreciate the efforts though. I went to buy my plane ticket today. I was 480 dollars short. I offered the guy a blow job and told him that I'd pay him back after I got to my destination, but he wouldn't go for it. Maybe I shouldn't have told him that I was killing myself when I handed over my 20 bucks? Oh well, the plane would have either crashed or we would have been highjacked anyway. Besides, I think Pink wussed out. Looks like you're going to have to put up with me a little while longer... sorry 'bout that! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wussed out! I've been waiting for you at the airport for the past two days... Waving a big plaque with your name on it... I finally gave up when I got pissed of with being asked all the time if I needed to see a doctor!
    Not to mention the trouble I had with the security there. I don't know what their problem was... Like I said to them, the shotgun wasn't loaded!
     
  18. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Waving a big plaque with your name on it...!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    was it a brass plaque with "In Rememberance" written on it?
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    if so... it's a good job she didn't show.. otherwise she's have chewed you out for spelling remembrance wrong
     
  20. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
    was it a brass plaque with "In Rememberance" written on it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    NOPE!
     

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