HAS ANYONE BESIDES ME BEEN AT A BAR DRINKING AND SOME OTHER

That first story reminded me of a dream I had the other night. One of my friends was in my living room and I was in the bathroom flushing the toilet and the shit wouldn't go down (literally). I flushed it a couple of times and was all embarrassed because I knew that the person in the living room could hear me repeatedly flushing the toilet. I was about to get the plunger when I looked in the toilet and saw it squirming and growing bigger and bigger until it formed a giant 4-foot long turd with a face like a snake and it came out of the toliet and slithered along as I ran down the hallway away from it. I remember not being afraid of it because it wasn't mean it just wanted me to pet it and I didn't wanna.

I wouldn't trade the world for my dreams. *hugs self*

 

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck me nauseous and i thought i was fucked up,i aint got nothing to worry about.

 

cunt is there any chance that one of your posts will be short enough to read cos you go on that much i can't be arsed,my attention span is pretty short so can you keep it trim and use small words and a few pics would be nice to,you know like a janet and john book or topsy and tim.

 

and please use a lot of run-on sentences too because we love that oh yes we do so do you think you can do that cunt huh huh yeah because that would make everything a lot easier to read okay thanks bye

 

funny

Barry

 

Not my fault you're a reetard.

I bet you can't sit on a bus for 15 minutes without an I-Pod.

Alone with your own thoughts. How horrifying.

[cunt]

 

Yeh thats it cuntface,something short and simple like that you see where not all as intelligent as you here you dazzle us with your brainpower.

 

Reetard. "Tattoo it on my own forehead" reetard.

Idiot.

[cunt]

 

Well it's plain that cunt doesn't know sarcasim when he sees it.

"Reetard".

 

And it's evident that you don't know how to spell sarcasm when you type it. :cry:

 

Shhh nauseous dont tell him it's funnier for the rest of us then if theres only him not getting the joke. 'ahem' i mean yes cuntface whatever you say dude your far superior to me a 'retard' like me dont stand a chance against someone of your intelligence.