HAS ANYONE BESIDES ME BEEN AT A BAR DRINKING AND SOME OTHER

ASSORTED SHIT THAT ALTERS THE MIND AFTER eating some beans or something that Induces farts and then let one loose and then having not been in tip top shape not be sure of whether one has just let loose the flood gates of runny shit? That's what happened to me tonight a 1:20 in the am. So I make my way back to my freakn apartment and have to wipe my ass to try to make sure I didn't let loose so fuckn runny shit in my pants. So I get there and check the shit out and nothing. So back I go to the freakn bars alright. Are you following me? But I can say that I haven't always been that lucky and that is the point of this post. I want to know if any other person has been attacked by a killer case of the runs and not been able to make it home or to a bathroom in time. One time I was at a bar and I start to feel a kind of pressure and I am thinkin oh fuck I don't want to take a shit in this bar. All these mofos pissing all over everything drunk and shit. Anyway so I start down the street toward my car and all the sudden my sphincter just lets loose like it can no longer hold back the river and shit goes all down my leg and into my sock and I am thinking fuck just let me get back home without anyone seeing this shit. So I am walking like half a block in an area crawling with chicks and mofos out on one of the main strips with all the time I am thinking please let me get to my car so I can get home and get all these shit stained pants off without being the fuckn laughing stock of the whole fuckn town. So somehow I get back to my car and the shit is going down my leg and onto the floorboard. Good thing I have some rubber mats. THen I cruise by my parent house becuase I don't have a washing machine and it is about 1:20 am and lukily they don't mess with me or question what the fuck I am doing. They are probably thinking I don't want to know or if I pretend to be asleep maybe he will go away. ANyway, I put all the shit stained clothes in the washer and put on a clean pair of britches and everything is AO fuckn K. I go back to the bar and no one ever knew what the fuck happened and I drink for about 2 hours and only lost about 40 mins. I think it was probably just some shit that was out of the refrigerator for too long and not any really serious food poisoning. ANyway please relate the sotry of you shittting yourslef as I did as that is what this thread is dedicated to.

 

There is no way I am reading all that. Fuck no.

 

Hot pussy. Sharp head.

Watch out for the hornbags luv.

Rats up a drainpipe.

[cunt]

 

Would you shut up you belligerent old fart?

 

where you when i posed that question last week for the talk I brought? I asked that the question at the work not so long ago and it believes or not, i know different people who've had public shitting experiences. The last time I shit my pants , i was in the the 4th grade.. thought i was just so going to fart, but iwas wrong.

i thought i was going to shit my pants in the drive thru at the bank a while back.. that fucking sucked...

i hardly shit at all anymore. i'm so fucking so constipated... rabbit pellets... guess if did shit my pants, it would easy to clean up.

i immensely enjoyed your story. Rarely do people ever want to literally talk shit and when they do, i must listen.

but why didn't you just throw the pants awaty? i would never put something that had feces all over it into my washer.

oh.. i knoew of this guy who drank so much he had no control of his bowels and shit himself at work and on his lunch breal went to walmart to dispose f his soiled undies and then again he was making something in the nicrowave and he was wearing shirts and a turd fell out of his ass and landed on his foot.

 

How does this happen? Was he wearing a kilt?

 

Re: HAS ANYONE BESIDES ME BEEN AT A BAR DRINKING AND SOME OT

Dear Dan,

When you post detailed descriptions of your bowel habits, why are you surprised that you are not taken seriously? What were you thinking.?

I'll assume that you were just drunk. Nothing else could explain it.

Barry

 

Don't you ever say "just drunk' again, buddy :evil:

 

explain?

Barry

 

It was supposed to be microwave and shorts. That was probably not the best time of day for me to be telling stories...

 

DangerousDan, I am dismayed at where this thread went. No one wants to share in any embarassment because they seem to have 'images' to maintain.

 

or maybe we've never shat ourselvs?

 

Ex-fucking-actly...

 

I didn't mean shit per se, but someone has to have a druken story... I don't drink much, so the worst things I have done drunk are puke and let my ex ass fuck me, but I have pissed my pants while high and may have pissed them another time tripping on acid, but was too fucked up to figure out if I had.

I don't really need drugs/booze to embarass myself.

 

After that admission, nothing I can say will ever compare to that.

I'd love to take you for a drink sometime.

 

Let me make this perfectly clear alchohol had nothing to do with it. I think it was probably some bad chinese food or something.

 

I shat on a plate when I was 2.

 

I shat in the bathtub when I was 3 or 4 and convinced my brother to do the same so when my mother came back in there were 2 turds floating around.

 

Nah.

 

4 if you include you and your brother.

Boom boom.