happy birthday to me. happy bir.... fuck it im 19 today. . . yeeeehaw i thought it would be cool but its not. i got a vivicam 20 made by vivitar. its a nifty (gay) little digi cam/web cam. it likes to conflict with windows xp. everytim i plug it into my computer i get the blue screen of death. will someone please kill me.? other than that i got nothing. all i really wanted was some cigs and porn and to be left alone. today sucks
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat: you bastard. do you know what i get? 50 fuckin bucks and you are whining. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I dont even get that,so both of you shut yer fucking mouths...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil: I dont even get that,so both of you shut yer fucking mouths... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, you got a point there, but I'd still rather get nothing than a gift that seems cool but turns out to be an albatross. Example #1: You get a pet snake, which eats your cat and then escapes, only to be killed and eaten by your Vietnamese neighbors in the next apartment. Example #2: Your friends buy you a hot date for the evening, and you end up with the clap Example #3: Your folks pitch in to help you get your first handgun, but it gets stolen from your apartment and used to hold up the store that you work at. Yeah, all things considered, I prefer cash if it's an option, but some people insist on giving something with what they think is a personal touch. Sometimes that's cool, but usually it's not. If I want something I'll buy it. I don't need a bunch of useless shit cluttering up my place. Like, about 10 years ago I got my first tattoo. It is a tie-dyed flying frog, which I designed for personal, philosophical, drug related reasons that I don't presently care to expound on. Anyway, after that, people just started buying me all kinds of frog stuff. And I do I mean all kinds. Frog pictures, frog stuffed animals, a frog windsock, frog candles, frog candelholders, frog jewelry, frog shirts, frog figurines, fucking frogs frogs FROGS!!! And they're always so goddamn proud of themselves for finding it, whatever it is. AARGH! I don't know what to do with all this shit! So, sorry your b-day sucked, Lunchbox. How about a nice frog calendar to cheer you up?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: How about a nice frog calendar to cheer you up? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> actually a calendar would be nice. especially if its for the 2003 year. ive pretty much lost track of the days since i dropped out of school.
