Happy New Fuck You

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by canine_STD, Dec 31, 2002.

  1. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    2003 came about 4 hours ago, I think I'm the first here to see it (now that Stranger has gone) and I suppose I'll be the first to wish you a fuckering happy new year. Now fuck off the lot of you (especialy Bristol Lewis [Jackass], who I know has nothing better to do than lurk these forums), I'm going to bed.
     
  2. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Happy New Years, mate.

    Wish me the same in about seven hours. I'll be at the club I mentioned here, or maybe arrested, dead (or dead drunk), or some combination of the above.


    An interesting night lies ahead.
     
  3. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Happy New year
     
  4. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    Well it is 06.20 and I just got in from work after an absolute cunt of a night.

    But out of the corner of my eye I spot a full case of san miguel and I am gonna get mashed, happy new year all.
     
  5. sexc

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    i know i am a day late with this, but happy 2003 fuglyites. 2002 was a cunt of a year and i am glad to see the end of it. my new years resolution was: lots more fucking.

    god i can't get enough sex. is that wrong of me?
     
  6. kitana

    kitana New Member

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  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Kit, do you tweeze your eyebrows? They look well groomed from what I can see.
     
  8. Sanjay Kapoor

    Sanjay Kapoor New Member

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    Oh my! How were you convincing Michael Jackson to be doing your promotional work Kit?
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Kit, do you tweeze your eyebrows? They look well groomed from what I can see.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO
    u sure?




    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sanjay Kapoor:
    Oh my! How were you convincing Michael Jackson to be doing your promotional work Kit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    it was easy, i just threatened to kut off his ballz.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    They have a nice arch. Sue me. I'm an eyebrow person.
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    They have a nice arch. Sue me. I'm an eyebrow person. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh well i get told that i look evil, thanx tho.
     
  12. sexc

    sexc New Member

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    they look a bit lke bert's eyebrows
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by krackwhore kit:
    oh well i get told that i look evil, thanx tho.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I get told that too, although I don't have much of an arch.
     
  14. kat

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    im told by almost everyone that i look very innocent....why cant i look evil damnit....
     
  15. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    'cos you try to hard to be an 'attention grabber' possibly?
     
  16. stymie

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    Post a pic.

    You will get an honest answer.

    I reckon.

    Preferably one showing upper torso/genital area.
     
  17. stymie

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    Not you dub, the bint in the post above. Fuck... glad I cleared that up.
     
  18. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    To late, a full colour polaroid of me nuts and full on boner is winging it's way towards you...(like that's the truth!)
     
  19. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Whore of Babylon:
    they look a bit lke bert's eyebrows<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    kompare

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I get told that too, although I don't have much of an arch. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    its b/c u are evil

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil:
    im told by almost everyone that i look very innocent....why cant i look evil damnit....
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    b/c prissy school girlies like u arent evil
    LMFAO!

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
    Post a pic.

    You will get an honest answer.

    I reckon.

    Preferably one showing upper torso/genital area.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    we r talking about eyebrows here.


     

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