Remember it's a special day for us whiteys, but we have to finish what we started all those years ago, so get drunk, take some PCP, grab a shotgun and high tail it over to the nearest reservation. It's our god given right.
Didja know it's Turk's birthday today, Schmed? Thats funny. Turk-y day. I think I'll kill him and eat him.
Hey Danny, tell Turk I said Happy B-Day, I'll PM you my phone number here soon (I dont know what it is I have to wait for a room mate to awake ) Late for now.
Who will buy this wonderful morning? I'm so high I swear I could fly. Me Oh My I don't want to loose it, so what am I to do to keep the sky so blue, there must be someone who will buy!!!
Well, i am a few hours south of where I usually am, and I am about to drink lots of beer, eat lots of dead bird, and do lots of passing out afterwards. with every bite, I will think of a homeless person, or a starving Solalian, and laugh my ass off at my own good fortune. Happy "Let's-Hope-All-of-the-Homeless-die-of-Exposure-So-We-No-Longer-Have-To-Yell-At-Them-On-Our-Way-To-Our-Shitty-Jobs" Day.
I know MASSSSSSSSUUUUEESSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (lisp and all) and if we cant laugh at a homeless person , what can we laugh at?
We had both turkey and ham, as well as both stuffing and dressing (one parent from the South, the other from the North), cranberry sauce, three kinds of casserole, three kinds of pie, coffee, beer, wine, and whiskey, which is where I am at now. Goddamn, was it good. Plus, we sat and watched all of the old Looney Tunes and Popeye cartoons...the ones where they beat the shit out of the stupid injuns, and put firecrackers into their asses, and so on. Ah, the classics...
Awesome, that is a good thanksgiving. I made a duck today, ti wasw my first duck, this isw myt 5th annual (anal?) thnaksgiving that i had for the anyone that i knew that had no where to go (ie hatede family ,family farway etc) and i made homemade stuffing for it too. seeing as how it was my first duck and stuffing it was pretty good, stuffing made of bread (toasted myself) oranges onions cloves orange rinds lemon rinds lots of other goodies turned out really good but that fat ass duck needs to go , so next year its turkey again. Ulfur i hope you got my PM and i hope i make it this weekend, its still kind of up in the air... well fuck all ya all quiet bunch of pricks, i wold of at least thought the anti american league ( thats all you UK fucks, ou know who you are) would of made a t least a few slanderous comments ahh you all should go die
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: Goddamn, was it good. Plus, we sat and watched all of the old Looney Tunes and Popeye cartoons...the ones where they beat the shit out of the stupid injuns, and put firecrackers into their asses, and so on. Ah, the classics...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...aaaaah, yes. The memories... *thinks fondly osf the episode where Daffy snorts some cokre...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: We had both turkey and ham, as well as both stuffing and dressing cranberry sauce, three kinds of casserole, three kinds of pie, coffee, beer, wine, and whiskey...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No wonder you're a nation of fat fuckers! There, you happy now schmed? (Sorry but that was the best I could do, I just had a blow job getting out of the shower, I find it kind of difficult whipping up sarcasm at the moment)
I drank with an uncle I see twice a year. It was the first time we had drank together. It was kinda cool.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie: ... I just had a blow job getting out of the shower, I find it kind of difficult whipping up sarcasm at the moment)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes being de-spunked does tend to affect the mental capacity a little. Are sperm and brain cells related perchance? Oh sorry, happy whatever-the-fuck-you-call-it day fellas!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie: No wonder you're a nation of fat fuckers! There, you happy now schmed? (Sorry but that was the best I could do, I just had a blow job getting out of the shower, I find it kind of difficult whipping up sarcasm at the moment)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fat?! I am only 135 pounds. I pretty much burn off all food and beer upon consumption.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: Fat?! I am only 135 pounds. I pretty much burn off all food and beer upon consumption.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Heh, I have seen your pic, you aint fat. In fact you seem pretty skinny, so what do you have to do to burn off all those calories? Me, I'd have to run a fucking marathon or two. Or get a proper job or something. Think I'll stick to the salad.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie: I just had a blow job getting out of the shower, I find it kind of difficult whipping up sarcasm at the moment<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dude, greasing up with peanut butter and calling the dog doesn't qualify...
