Gamecube? Fuck. I'm not even a father, but my owner (wife) made sure to heat up a coat hanger on the stove and shove is slowly into my fairly caloused eurethra. I think there was still a pen stuck in there from the previous week, too. That sucks. I guess I'll tell the doctor that I fell on it in the shower... Hell -- maybe he can get that can of tuna I managed to get up my ass a few months ago out as well.
