Yeah I got caught out this morning overhearing a news report on BBC about flying penguins, its only until someone pointed out the date I realised it was a fake. Those mother fuckers, its a good job I dont watch TV anymore, with so much crap going on in the world and another war about to start, they have the nerve to fuck with you.
I put cling film over the bog seat at work just before i went home no idea if anyone fell for it though,certainly hope so.
tommy you silly bastard, I'll teach you one day. take a pan, fill with 2 quarts of water, heat and add 4 packets of clear gelatin, heat to boil, stir to dissolve. then run to toilet, pour water from pan into toilet. stir well. come back 5 hours later, pour SMALLEST amount of water on top of Gel in toilet (like a 16th of an inch, just to make it look like wet water in toilet). When person pisses, piss will bounce off toilet Jello all over said pissers pants, plus someone will have to scoop 4 gallons of toilet jello out of toillet for it to work again. You're welcome tommy, and don't do this to your slag of a mother, I don't want to hear her fucking mouth
