Halloween Psychosis

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by ucicare, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    What is the deal with people going crazy at this time of year?

    I have been on the phone all day with emergencies. I mean real craziness, with bells and whistles and flashing lights.

    What's the deal?
     
  2. smurfslappa

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    It's fashionable to go crazy around this time. It might also be another one of those holidays where people realize how lonely they are, and then go crazy about that, too.
     
  3. Lomotil

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    I spent a good two hours in the parking lot today with the Jewish chick, and one of the things we talked about was her bipolar husband (they're seperated, little to no contact) - he starts to enter his 'worse' phase around this time of year.

    Personally... The whole daylight-savings time change gets my vote. Probably fucks people up subconciously. Maybe the days getting shorter has something to do with it, too. Humans are not a nocturnal species by design, maybe the decrease in our usual 'active' time is to blame? Is it a coincidence that the full moon also brings out 'interesting' behaviors in people?

    Maybe it has something to do with the weather cooling off? I remember reading once that neuron activity is diminished by extremes in temperature (specifically cold). Are people from temperate parts of the globe affected more than people whose bloodlines inhabited cooler portions of the globe?

    Perhaps there is some sort of celestial alignment or other astrological basis, and it would be interesting to study what changes occur during this phase of the Earth's diurnal path around the sun. Are people in the southern hemisphere affected in the same way as we are? - or, do they experience the same effects 6 months later?

    Come to think of it, it's probably due to television networks airing:



    this time of year...
     
  4. ucicare

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    Maybe it's the alcohol.
     
  5. MAJ Havoc

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    It's the BCS.
     
  6. ucicare

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    There is nothing wrong with the BCS. Florida lost to Auburn fair and square just a few weeks ago, so (using BCS psychologic) they deserve to be ranked two spots higher.

    Ohio/Michigan - one will eliminate the other.

    Louisville /West Virgina - Ditto

    So that means that one of the undefeated winners of the above mentioned games will play a 10-2 Notre dame for the title, right?

    The BCS was not designed to produce a champion, it was designed to make millions. See, the system is working perfectly. Stop your whining
     
  7. phatboy

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    Ohio State/West Virginia

    Should be fun. How two teams from the Big Easy, I mean East, get ranked that high playing pansies I have no idea. I think the ACC is realizing that have a big conference with good teams is a bad thing for national championships....Isnt that why FSU joined the ACC to begin with? No championship games and no tough teams. Then Miami, BC, and VT come along and screw up their 'hideout'.

    I used to think Notre Dame didnt deserve a BCS bid just because they were ranked in the top 'whatever' but looking at their schedule they do play a lot of big teams, on a weekly basis. But they will probably lose again before the season is all over with.
     
  8. MAJ Havoc

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    Notre Dame's version of a non-conference schedule is the service academies.

    What was this thread about? These southern boys always gotta turn it into football, don't they?
     
  9. ucicare

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    Football and Fishing. What else is there?

    Oh, well that too, but we Southern Gentlemen avoid such talk unless we are drunk.
     
  10. MAJ Havoc

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    I don't mind talking about "that" I just need some material to divulge. October was a slow month.
     
  11. ucicare

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    Ah, the winter doldrums have come early.
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

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    So the doldrums have a problem with premature ejaculation also?
     
  13. phatboy

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    You know if you put your finger over it, llike a garden hose you shouldnt have that problem.

    Or you can go with the Pavlov's Dog theory and everytime you are about to deliver a 'premie' just thump the head....HA HA HA talk about a conditioned response!
     
  14. MAJ Havoc

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    I was kidding. My wife doesn't want me to drag it out any longer than necessary to "git-r-done." The more premature, the better. If I could rub one out before coming to bed, she'd be ok with it.
     
  15. Nursey

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    Have you tried bursting into the bedroom wearing a ski-mask, duct taping her and shouting 'THERE ARE NO TIMEOUTS IN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!' while fucking her up the ass wearing one of these:

    That might rekindle the passion. :idea:
     
  16. MAJ Havoc

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    Have you been spying on me?
     
  17. Nursey

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    No, but i just had a feeling fugly's Dr. Love (Dwaine Scum) may have been passing some helpful tips your way.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    What can I say? the ladies just love me
     
  19. MAJ Havoc

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    Yes, but you failed to mention that this thing pinches a bit.

    Note: 10W 30 helps and inhibits rust
     
  20. ucicare

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    You guys need to take your deviance to another forum. This forum is for SERIOUS stuff, like football.

    Moderator.
     

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