A church janitor was sweeping around the altar when the priest said ." I really have to go to the bathroom. Could you sit in the confessional for a few minutes ? Just tell whoever comes in to say 10 Hail Marys as penance." The janitor did as the priest asked. The first confessor was a woman who said. " Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I performed oral sex on a man." The janitor was shocked. He didn't think 10 Hail Marys would be nearly enough punishment, so he stuck his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy who was passing by," What does the priest give for oral sex?" The altar boy replied, " Usually a candy bar or a soda."
