Years ago this, my knife slipped. The blood don't half piss out, scared the shit out of me at the time.
I had a bike accident on my 'old' Kawasaki ZX750, when I was living in Lincolnshire about '92, I hit a dead badger on a bend doing about 80mph and I struck a telegraph pole side on, with my body at full tilt... The injury's that I suffered after having my heart stop twice on the operating table (and there was no tunnel of light which was worrying!) and from top to bottom where thus: Broken ankle Shattered knee caps (x2) Hairline fracture of the femur (that was the worst!) Cracked hip 3 broken ribs Torn spleen Bruised heart, liver and kidney Dislocated shoulder Fractured wrist (bone punched through skin and was buried in the soil when I came to) Dislocated Jaw Hairline fracture of skull. I spent 9 months in hospital. Lost 33% of my body mass, undertook 18 months of physiotherapy. I was a fit 15st lad and came out just under 11st. As soon as I could walk without sticks I bought another bike and 2 years after the accident I started playing rugby again. I'll show you my scars ar the convergence!
Only scar i got was from the removal of an ovarian cyst and i'm not taking a pic of that and posting it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya: I had a bike accident on my 'old' Kawasaki ZX750, when I was living in Lincolnshire about '92, I hit a dead badger on a bend doing about 80mph and I struck a telegraph pole side on, with my body at full tilt... The injury's that I suffered after having my heart stop twice on the operating table (and there was no tunnel of light which was worrying!) and from top to bottom where thus: Broken ankle Shattered knee caps (x2) Hairline fracture of the femur (that was the worst!) Cracked hip 3 broken ribs Torn spleen Bruised heart, liver and kidney Dislocated shoulder Fractured wrist (bone punched through skin and was buried in the soil when I came to) Dislocated Jaw Hairline fracture of skull. I spent 9 months in hospital. Lost 33% of my body mass, undertook 18 months of physiotherapy. I was a fit 15st lad and came out just under 11st. As soon as I could walk without sticks I bought another bike and 2 years after the accident I started playing rugby again. I'll show you my scars ar the convergence! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So your damaged good then?
As a matter of fact, I was in a grizzzzly accident on my mountain bike the day after I registered at Fugly. I scraped the skin off the left side of my face, broke my nose in 2 places, and required over 3 dozen stitches to piece my upper lip back together from my teeth going through it before they snapped off. Ah, $4,000 of orthodontics shot all to hell. Thank god the bike was ok, I never could have afforded to fix it. Oh, and on a sidenote, the next day my cat got hit by a car and I had to drag my decrepit ass out and scrape her off the street. Yeah, that shit sucked. Not nearly as amusing as the time I was at this club called The Dungeon and I fell and hit my head on a fucking suit of armor. Yes, a suit of armor. ...But I'm NOT accident prone, dammit! Currently, I am nursing a broken foot, which I bashed on my cheap metal piece of shit hand-me-down bedframe. Thats what I get for rearranging furniture and cleaning my room. Jesus, I'm not even safe in my own home.
I went crazy a few days ago, chopped off all my hair and a chunk of my ear lobe, They glued it back on in the ER... I felt real stupid. And when I was 5 a dog bit my nose OFF... really ahd 5 plastic surgeries ... I have pics of it... I will try to dig them out soon...they are gross!!! and the fact its a little girl makes it funny. You cant tell it now ( look at profile) but with no make up on you see a purple scar
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: As a matter of fact, I was in a grizzzzly accident on my mountain bike the day after I registered at Fugly. I scraped the skin off the left side of my face, broke my nose in 2 places, and required over 3 dozen stitches to piece my upper lip back together from my teeth going through it before they snapped off. Ah, $4,000 of orthodontics shot all to hell. Thank god the bike was ok, I never could have afforded to fix it. Oh, and on a sidenote, the next day my cat got hit by a car and I had to drag my decrepit ass out and scrape her off the street. Yeah, that shit sucked. Not nearly as amusing as the time I was at this club called The Dungeon and I fell and hit my head on a fucking suit of armor. Yes, a suit of armor. ...But I'm NOT accident prone, dammit! Currently, I am nursing a broken foot, which I bashed on my cheap metal piece of shit hand-me-down bedframe. Thats what I get for rearranging furniture and cleaning my room. Jesus, I'm not even safe in my own home. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shit girl. Sorry about your cat.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Shit girl. Sorry about your cat. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks, me too. I'd have loved for my next roommate to have tried that "Mac & Cheese" thing with her evil ass. She'd have quelled any fears I now have about him procreating.
last year I wanted a tan so I started going to a tanning bed.... well I got a nice tan, but the insides of my legs were white and it looked weird. Well next time I went ( I allways laid nude) I tried to get my inner thighs tanned. I had sun burnt pussy lips. It hurt SOOO bad I kept lotion on it ( and that gave me a yeast infection) Yeast infections itch, and yet I still had my burn. That week was HELL! This year I am just going to be white sorry if this made you sick, I have been known to let out 2 much info.... but if your a pervert and wanna see the pic, its on this siteRhonda's Pussy
Holy shit! You're a fucking chick! I thought you were some queer dude. No matter. You lost serious points with me when you misdirected me to that Jesus page when I wanted to see some coochie. That's worse than being a fag in this place. Or black.
I got jumped by four guy's about a year ago,after a little bit when I wasn't on the ground one desided to hit me with a 2X8...In the head..ANywaay,It shaterd my forhead,now I have 3 experamental titaniam playes in my face..Kinda hurt,but the worst part was i had to push my own eyeball bacxk into my head..I was looking down and strait ahead at the same time..lol
Yeah Ima chick, sorry about the pussy/ jesus thing... I do have a pic but I could not figure out how to put it up since it doesnt have a URL. I find a way...till then feast you etes on some flipper pussy
Hey stymie, I got the same exact keyboard as you.(Ok that really isnt necessary but i had to say it). My story is long long ago in a town far far away. I was making a P.P.J and I was using a sharp knife (god knows why) well this was at 2:00 AM and i want all there so i accidently pressed the knife down too hard while i was holding the sandwich and i sliced half of my finger offpretty gruesom it was...it sure scared me <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
when i was 14 i got my face busted up broken nose broken cheek bone orbital rim fracture and my teeth came through my bottom lip (when i drink the left side of my mouth still gets numb sometimes and it makes me slur worse) you can't tell now but i have nightmares about that side of my face just caving one day
