ha ha free porn.

I got one of those visa bank cards with an ammount on it for xmas. I have like 3 bucks left on it. So I was screwing around on the net and had one of those porn pop ups. Where they give you a 3 day trial and only hit your card for 1 buck. So I used the gift card. Its great all the porn and no worries about giving them any of my personal info!

 

:shock:

Damn I got one of those, and spent my last buck on a dollar burger.

 

The best part is, When they go to charge the card for there fee's it says the card lacks funds and you get your buck back.

 

Beat you here Berry, I did it too see if it would work, Nothing wrong with free porn.

 

Grim, Dan wants to know if he can buy a blow up doll with one of those cards. He didn't have the nerve to ask you himself, so he PM'd me and asked that I find out for him. I think it is pretty important to him. Can you find out?

Barry

 

I will be glad to order the blow up doll from the thread on here for Dan, It is a midgit blow up doll granted. But seeing as Dan can not be too picky and most women just lay there and say nothing anyway when they have sex with him it should be about normal sex for him.

 

Wait a minute .. now i'm confused . i thought he didn't have sex with women ... get him a rubber dog so he won't be too lonely come valentine

 

Blow up sheep are popular too, but they run away if you don't dress like a Scotsman.

 

Go the fuck back to cold sober you simple little prick. This place is not at your speed.

 

Thanks for the advice Grim. Why don't you play hide and go fuck yourself?

 

Yeah small time thats why you are not ready for this part of the boards. Fuck man when was the last time someone used that like 1996.

Get some of your own stuff and come back and play with us when you get Dan's dick out of your ass.

I swear I hate when the doom and gloom ass hats wonder out of cold sober. Ya think half the bullshit post we put up for them to debate would keep them away.

 

Yeah, probably about 96. Doom and Gloom, eh. Think you're confusing me with smurf and nursey.

 

No you are right up there with them, At least Smurf & Nursey have personality more so Smurf.

 

Speaking of witty retorts "Go fly a kite." Where'd you steal that one from, the Cosby show?

 

I was saying that shit before The Cosby show was on the air. Don't you have some guest to check into the hotel or something there.

 

Ah, and yet you fault me for using a line from 96. I like your logic. I don't have any "guests" to check in, but my job isn't much more prestigious than working in a hotel anyway. You seem like your in a bad mood grim. What's the matter. Sister out of town and you haven't gotten laid in a while? :twisted:

 

I like the "tinfoil your basement" line, that actually got a smile out of me.

 

Oh no let me slap my knee, Not the old I must sleep with my sister line. Really is that the best you got.

I find it funny that you are so bored, That you came into this part of the board drudge up an old post of mine, and are sitting at your job guarding a Laundromat. Waiting for my next post.

Also I'm not in a badmood in the least I live for my stalkers.

 

Also I'm about to go to bed, Unlike you my job matters. So once again just as in real life you are left to play with yourself.

 

That's pretty good Grim. Talking about me masturbating in the forum you wrote about free porn?

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