Fact Number of physicians in the US: 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000 Accidental deaths per physician.. 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services) Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000 Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500 Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188 Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. "FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor." Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a Public Health Measure I have withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.
accidental gun deaths .... so all the other gun deaths were intentional and didn't count never trust a statistic... or a doctor.
but doctors can prescribe cool drugs...but at the same time, with a gun u can steal cool drugs off of someone...
well i feel left out, where's the firearm fun for me. since dunblane all you can buy in britain are low powered air pistols, fun?.. about as lethal as a wet fart.. unpleasant but harmless. the only way i can shoot up a school now is to be a smack dealer...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999: Fact Number of physicians in the US: 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000 Accidental deaths per physician.. 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services) Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000 Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500 Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188 Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. "FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one Doctor." Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a Public Health Measure I have withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your jokes make me cringe. And not in a good way.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by organ-pie-snuffling, wrong-goddamn-side-of-the-road-drivin', neo-pinko-commie-liberal PimpDaddy: accidental gun deaths .... so all the other gun deaths were intentional and didn't count<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, they count- but in a good way. Most of 'em were human garbage whose departure freed up valuable earthly resources for deserving people. Those wacky Texans down Kitana's way (who I'd bet is not a native but a wetback - but I digress) even have a colorful expression that's a time-honored legal defense: "He needed killin'"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: ...all you can buy in britain are...air pistols...harmless.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not true - you could put someone's eye out with those bad boys. Remember, it's only funny until someone gets hurt... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote Shyeah, like yer not. Look, I'll trade you a like-new 9mm semiauto for $400 worth of good brown (pinch it if you must - you fuckers always do - just don't step on it like you're wearing steel-toed clod-hoppers) Sounds like a win-win-win solution to me: you, me & the kiddies [ August 04, 2001: Message edited by: Emetic ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Oh, they count- but in a good way. Most of 'em were human garbage whose departure freed up valuable earthly resources for deserving people.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i agree totally... nothing should be banned..(drugs, guns etc..) everything should be legal.. and people educated about the dangers... keeps down the stupid people..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Remember, it's only funny until someone gets hurt...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no.. it's usually funnier when someone gets hurt...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: well i feel left out, where's the firearm fun for me. since dunblane all you can buy in britain are low powered air pistols, fun?.. about as lethal as a wet fart.. unpleasant but harmless. the only way i can shoot up a school now is to be a smack dealer... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Air rifles can be very dangerous.If it broke the skin it could cause a nasty infection leading to possible amputation.....really.Granted it would take awhile.
I'm telling ya... Survival of the fittest, people... The kid that swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own...
Hi! I’m either very stupid and tried to copy what that ass-fucking piece of shit Wandering Porn Dealer did, or I actually AM Wandering Porn Dealer and registered this account too. The email address I used for this one is invader50@hotmail.com and I came from this IP: 204.186.207.231 [ August 13, 2001: Message edited by: Fugly ]
