This fugly groupie tracked me down last night. Fans have a tendency to bother the staff on a regular basis. Normally, I try to victimize them, but this chick was on to me from the get-go. I guess old habits become pretty obvious after a few months. Anyways, after she tracked me down on ICQ... I tried to cyber fuck her. She wasn't havin it. I pleaded and begged and still got nothing. I'd like to hear some suggestions from some of you on how to convince her to cyber-blow me. She said if I flew to austrailia she would give me one for real.... but I ain't got that kind of money right now (Didn't you read Sarah's forum entry?). So what do you think guys and gals? Any helpful hints?
i hope not! she looks pretty cute to me, but then again, anything thats female is cute to me here kitty kitty ...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: i hope not! she looks pretty cute to me, but then again, anything thats female is cute to me here kitty kitty ... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yuck! You sound like that old toothless guy that cleaned the building were I used to work! Frank is that you?!?
betty, as that you?? You'll have ta speak up me darlin', i aint been able to hear so good ever since that moth flew in and got stuck in me wax.. ya couldn't stick yer finger in and give it a wiggle could ya?
Frank wouldn't have talked like that. He just meowed when I'd walk by and tell me to "Have a good evenin'!" I don't think his vocabulary was that rich. Must have been from the imbreding or from inhaling the cleaning solution that he used.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: when he said 'have a good evenin', did he sound like a hick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He shaw did!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Thanks guys.... but I still don't hear any suggestions.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why the FUCK would you want a "Cyber BlowJob?" Is your life so devoid of attention that the mere reading of text is enough to get your rocks off? Jesus Christ, give it up already.
Oh no dear reverend. I need more than text. I need my hand, the text, a glass of Jack Daniels... and the picture I have of your mom with the big-dicked seabass. Now THAT is what gets my rocks off.....
I give up. I shouldn't have snuck out of my room anyway. Bad shit always happens when I do. Last time I ran into the door and knocked myself out. The nurse found me and took me back to my room with NO night-time sleep aid. I tried to cut her throat with a pair of left-handed scissors. I probably would have succeeded except for the fact that I'm right-handed. Fucking bitch!
