Grand Theft Auto Vice City

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Nov 6, 2002.

  1. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    I don't see the problem Danza, I thought you loved cubans on your ass
     
  2. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D STRICT DANZA:
    DANZA HAS FOUND 53 HIDDEN PACKAGES SO FAR, HOW MANY DO YA'LL GOT? AND DANZA THOUGHT THERE WERE GONNA BE PLANES TO FLY IN THIS ONE, SO FAR DANZA HAS ONLY FLOWN HELIOCHOPTERS.

    RIGHT RIGHT LEFT UP L1 L2 LEFT UP DOWN RIGHT
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    Buy the film studio. There's a plane around back you use for a mission.
     
  3. kat

    kat New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ross perot:
    I don't see the problem Danza, I thought you loved cubans on your ass<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Shouldnt you mean up his ass, not on?????
     
  4. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil:
    Shouldnt you mean up his ass, not on?????<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Hmm Lil Devil you make a valid point, but it can be interpreted in two ways. One could say on, because technically you cannot fit a whole cuban(person) in ones ass, but yet you can fit the penis of a cuban in ones ass, or a cuban cigar. SOOOOOO eother way its A-OK.
     
  5. 1337

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    Cheese:
    I just bought the Porn studio. now thats fucking hilarious.
    Jenna Jameinson plays the red hair pornstar.

    have you gone to the stadium yet?
    you can do dirtbike compititions, destruction durbies, and shit.

    The Village people at on stage at the malibu, and i havent found Mr T yet.
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    and also danzas ass is spacious, and if he carries on with his current trend of inserting ever larger furred animals up there, then within say 2 months, an average sized cuban could easily fit up there.... so by christmas danzas household will be amazed by his new party trick
     
  7. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D STRICT DANZA:
    GOT IT THE DAY IT CAME OUT. DANZA IS STUCK ON A MISSION (CANT REMEMBER THE NAME), IT'S ONE WITH THE CUBANS....THERE'S A FUCKING SNIPER THAT KEEPS KILLING MY ASS!!!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Here is how you do it Danza.

    Charge the haitians behind the car using the uzi and hide behind the left wall. Use the Flame Thrower (Can be found in a pool behind a house across from Diaz's place) to roast them all from behind the protection of the wall. Two men will be left. Use the car as cover and waste them. The one on the left has a sniper rifle.

    After the haitian sniper kills the three cubans, grab the sniper rifle and stand far back. Snipe the sniper. Then roll up and snipe the last few haitians. Go to the back and steal the van full of drugs. Go right first to build up speed.... otherwise the haitians will just keep dragging you out of the van. Then haul ass to the cuban bar.

    There you go!
     
  8. kat

    kat New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    and also danzas ass is spacious, and if he carries on with his current trend of inserting ever larger furred animals up there, then within say 2 months, an average sized cuban could easily fit up there.... so by christmas danzas household will be amazed by his new party trick<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And afterwards,his 'Pappy' could light it on up and have a great old shit flavored puff....
     
  9. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    dearie.. danza already uses his ass as a humidor for his cohibas.. (a trick he learned when cuban cigars were being clamped down on with extra vigilance).... i was talking about a cuban person... in fact it was only the other year he was approached as a possible hideout for elian gonzalez... but he could only accomodate small dogs at that stage
     

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