God im so sexy

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by supersexybitch, Oct 17, 2001.

  1. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Muttered cryptically by Wank:
    Maybe your jealous of the fact that I stood next to Sonya from 'enders in HMV<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    {glances at Stranger, mutual shrug} Must be an Essex thing.
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    Your sick Lomo! Sick and twisted. Even for this forum. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Was that ever in dispute?
     
  3. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
    Nice one backwards boy(!?)... Stranger already did that one...

    Rice! Would ya pay attention a bit more.

    No, no maybe your one of the dorks at school who's best friend the centre of attention and makes all the jokes/says something funny/does something that amazes everyone. But when you do the same thing two minutes later, everyone just looks at you and feels a tiny twinge of embarresment for you

    I can hear it now... the muffled 'laughs' of everyone humouring you...

    Now go whack one off, that'll cheer you up!
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    Hehehe... Ouch! The kittens got claws!

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    That's my 2nd best form of therapy. You should try it sometime...
     
  4. i_dont_wank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Bloody yanks

    Sonya from Eastenders, is this major start in england. She is fucking gorgeous and I'm a girl saying this.

    And she doesn't have an air of retard in her face at all...


    Fuck... it's a british thing
     
  5. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
    Rice!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Eh?
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
    Sonya from Eastenders,
    She is fucking gorgeous
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    is that in comparison to you?
     
  7. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    .. Eastenders, is this major start...
    'Start'? Has that something to do with TV?

    When were you standing next to her, and why should that reflect on you at all?

    And what's HMV?

    Speak English - not Cockney - for fuck's sake.
     
  8. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
    is that in comparison to you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    well you seen the picture judge for yourself...

    If you think there is comparison...then...ok
    I don't have that hint of mongo in my face though... unlike sexy Sonya
     
  9. i_dont_wank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:

    Eh?
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    oh... thats cockney
    Cheese and rice... jesus christ

    opps... slipped out and didn't notice it
     
  10. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    .. Eastenders, is this major start...
    'Start'? Has that something to do with TV?

    When were you standing next to her, and why should that reflect on you at all?

    And what's HMV?

    Speak English - not Cockney - for fuck's sake.
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    Sonya is a bird from a T.V show called Eastenders... she is a STAR... but I made a typo...I apologise profusely for the mistake
     
  11. ssb

    ssb New Member

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    Wow its just amazing how someone as sexy as me can keep you lot talking for soooooo long...u all must agree that i am one hot sexy bitch...thanks

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    and special big kisses to crusty crutch herself
     
  12. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
    oh... thats cockney
    Cheese and rice... jesus christ
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    Since when??? I know I left ol'smokey a few years back, but...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Yeah, sorry about that. It happens all the time. It's not my fault I've only got a little thingy!
     
  13. i_dont_wank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Since when??? I know I left ol'smokey a few years back, but...

    Since I said it... I aint the only one eevor cum dan sarfend and yule see...


    I've only got a little thingy!
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    House? Car? Heart? Finger? Penis...


    I like honesty...
     
  14. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by supersexybitch under her pointless, new nom de lame, supersxybitch
    ..u all must agree that...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    ..you are even more pathetically useless than the last time you opened your pie-hole ? Yes, quite.

    So, to catch your ADD-afflicted self in a brief moment of focus, to reiterate: either you shut us all up by posting credible graphic evidence of your alleged stunning looks, or accept our open invitation for you to STFU & go get stuffed. No one by now expects you ever to say anything interesting.
     
  15. Disorder

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    then why did you become interested in her posts for that brief second, oh..no...no, wait a minute, oh thats right, you dont need to be fascinated by her words to get kicks from insulting her. I should know, it works for me

    hey, uglybitch! WTF are YOU doing back here!? huh!? they didnt appreciate your ugly mug when you wandered into that glassware shop eh?!!
     
  16. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Ahh-there you go wank-the shit at the bottom of the barrel has returned-feeling any better now?
     
  17. ssb

    ssb New Member

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    Ahh-there you go wank-the shit at the bottom of the barrel has blah blah blah blah normal boring shit flowing freely from the old slappers fingers
     
  18. i_dont_wank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Ahh-there you go wank-the shit at the bottom of the barrel has returned-feeling any better now?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    After what?
     
  19. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank:
    After what?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    After being the scum on the top of the shit at the bottom of the barrel-when the shit had gone.
     
  20. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    Was I ill...?
     

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