Goat Crucifixion?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Smokey McPot, Jun 14, 2002.

  1. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    Have you crucified a goat wile having 48% Vol. of Jack Daniels running around your blood stream?

    I’m just wondering cause this morning I woke up with a few friends on a farm a few miles from my house with a dead goat hanging from a pole in the next yard. I had blood on my cloths, face and hands so I’m assuming I was involved somehow.

    This is weird, cause I’m not the kind of guy to go crucify a goat. I’m not into any satanic shit. I’m just an alcoholic drug abuser :|.

    So.. Anyone crucified a goat wile being drunk?
     
  2. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smokey McPot:
    Have you crucified a goat wile having 48% Vol. of Jack Daniels running around your blood stream?

    I’m just wondering cause this morning I woke up with a few friends on a farm a few miles from my house with a dead goat hanging from a pole in the next yard. I had blood on my cloths, face and hands so I’m assuming I was involved somehow.

    This is weird, cause I’m not the kind of guy to go crucify a goat. I’m not into any satanic shit. I’m just an alcoholic drug abuser :|.

    So.. Anyone crucified a goat wile being drunk?
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    KLitana crucifies goats while sober. she has the pictures to prove it.
     
  3. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    someone send them to me..
     
  4. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smokey McPot:
    So.. Anyone crucified a goat wile being drunk?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i killed a goat, but i wasnt drunk.

    http://www.sickppl.com/kitsworld/goatstory.htm
     
  5. Smokey McPot

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    HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

    GOAT BALLS!!

    Did you eat them??
     
  6. Dog Breath

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    The testicle wasn't a goat part.

    The paper boy stopped by to collect and disturbed Kit's blood fest.

    Never disturb a carnivore over a fresh kill.
     
  7. Smokey McPot

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    Even better...
     
  8. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smokey McPot:
    HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

    GOAT BALLS!!

    Did you eat them??
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    nope. this was way before my kollection, too, so i didnt save em either.
     
  9. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
    The testicle wasn't a goat part.

    The paper boy stopped by to collect and disturbed Kit's blood fest.

    Never disturb a carnivore over a fresh kill.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *Whispers*
    hey, u shush, that was between me n you.
     
  10. Damian

    Damian New Member

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    Like I said on the other thread, I guess I started out on the wrong foot. So i'm not God ... just another guy with about twenty percent of my brain cells left. How about this, Claiming to be God is pretty fucking ludicrous! Hey is slautering animals legal where you live? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>i killed a goat, but i wasnt drunk.
    http://www.sickppl.com/kitsworld/goatstory.htm

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    The web site is pretty god damned kick ass! Did you taste the blood?
     
  11. Lomotil

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    Did she taste it?!?

    C'mon... everybody here knows kit swallows...
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Damian:
    Like I said on the other thread, I guess I started out on the wrong foot. So i'm not God ... just another guy with about twenty percent of my brain cells left. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that's how most of the other guys are.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Damian:
    How about this, Claiming to be God is pretty fucking ludicrous! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, it just proves that u have 20 percent of yer brain cells left

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Damian:
    Hey is slautering animals legal where you live? The web site is pretty god damned kick ass! Did you taste the blood? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, its for food.
    no, i didnt taste the blood. i am too worried about zoological diseases.
     
  13. ross_perot

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    kit clit that is fucked up. Damn
     
  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Estelle Getty 4ever!!!!!!!!!:
    kit clit that is fucked up. Damn<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmmm...

     
  15. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    i think id sooner fuck the pig kit.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    good, i woudnt fuck myself either


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Damian:
    http://www.sickppl.com/kitsworld is a pretty wacked web site ... the few moments that I spent there stirred up the long suppressed desire to pursue mortuary science as yet another endeavor ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    thats what i want to do, but i am too far into this other university krap.
     
  16. Dog Breath

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    I can see Kit as a coroner......

    The largest testicle collection on earth!
     
  17. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
    I can see Kit as a coroner......

    The largest testicle collection on earth!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i wouldnt want to lose my license.
     
  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Kit:
    i wouldnt want to lose my license. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i would ask for permission first
     
  19. tommy710

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    i think id sooner fuck the pig kit.
     
  20. Damian

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    http://www.sickppl.com/kitsworld is a pretty wacked web site ... the few moments that I spent there stirred up the long suppressed desire to pursue mortuary science as yet another endeavor ...
     

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