1) 3 things that you like. 2) 3 things that you hate. 3) If you could have 5 things you have always wanted what would they be? 4) If you could shag anyone in the world who would it be? 5) If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be? 6) If you could do any job what would it be and why? 7) If you could murder someone who would it be and why? 8) Most embarrassing moment. 9) Worse thing you have ever done. 10) Best thing you have ever done.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: 1) 3 things that you like. 2) 3 things that you hate. 3) If you could have 5 things you have always wanted what would they be? 4) If you could shag anyone in the world who would it be? 5) If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be? 6) If you could do any job what would it be and why? 7) If you could murder someone who would it be and why? 8) Most embarrassing moment. 9) Worse thing you have ever done. 10) Best thing you have ever done.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is going to be fun. 1- Sex, Drugs, Beer. 2- Corporations, People, Cops 3- A blowjob on Feb 29th. An unlimited supply of good weed. A fridge full of good beer, that never runs out. The 2004 Dodge Charger(concept car). My fiance's Ex-husbands head on a stick. 4- Doro Pesch 5- The one I am going to marry. 6- Beer taster at the worlds finest breweries. 7- Tough choice, so many to choose from. 8- One word...Karaoke 9- Can't say...statute of limitations isn't up yet. 10- Gave her five orgasms in one night.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: 1) 3 things that you like. 2) 3 things that you hate. 3) If you could have 5 things you have always wanted what would they be? 4) If you could shag anyone in the world who would it be? 5) If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be? 6) If you could do any job what would it be and why? 7) If you could murder someone who would it be and why? 8) Most embarrassing moment. 9) Worse thing you have ever done. 10) Best thing you have ever done.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 1 - Money, Sex, Travelling 2- Being Poor, Poor People, rude people 3- Concubine full of 20 year old bi-sexual cheerleaders all female, My own cocaine plantation, my own brewery and distilery, 120 million dollars, private jet 4 - Shakira 5- never getting married 6 - Jet setting millionaire, general womanizer 7 - George W. Bush jr, hate that prick 8 - caught shaggin by my parents when i was a youngster 9 - Assault with a weapon 10 - Great white shark Diving in South Africa
1)being happy, my friends & family, getting smashed & having fun 2)being unhappy, obnoxious assholes, greed 3)tough question 4)i already have done 5)fuck knows 6)messiah 7)i wouldn't 8)what is this 'embarrassing' of which you speak? 9)pass 10)*shrug* i have to single one out?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: 1) 3 things that you like. 2) 3 things that you hate. 3) If you could have 5 things you have always wanted what would they be? 4) If you could shag anyone in the world who would it be? 5) If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be? 6) If you could do any job what would it be and why? 7) If you could murder someone who would it be and why? 8) Most embarrassing moment. 9) Worse thing you have ever done. 10) Best thing you have ever done.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 1)Curry, imported lager, oral sex 2)Welsh people, heights, our bullshitting government 3)A Porsche 959 turbo, this weekends lottery numbers, good health for my family, the ability to time travel, the maldives. 4)Sarah Michelle Gellar 5)Happy as it is 6)Prime Minister. Why? Declare war on some cunt, send in troops, and watch it all explode in yer face live on tv. 7)My ex wife's mother. Shit stirring lying whore. 8)Getting caught having a tug in the bath by my oldest sister. 9)Give the go-ahead to turn off the life support machine on one of my parents 10)Saved someones life. (Been pretty honest there!) Nice one UT, most thought provoking post I've seen on here for a while.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie: 8)Getting caught having a tug in the bath by my oldest sister. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Could have been worse, "getting" as opposed to "having".
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Topper: Could have been worse, "getting" as opposed to "having".<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Unless you live in West Virginia. Figured I'd say it before someone else does.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister: 7 - George W. Bush jr, hate that prick<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you hear something on the roof, that's just the Secret Service getting ready to rappell through your windows... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Unless you live in West Virginia. Figured I'd say it before someone else does.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: have you ever experienced poverty MS?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> been a very fourtunate person. i give very generously to charity's and try to help the homeless, poor people bother me because there is no need to be poor in our society, the are there by their own choices, i try to help people who our in need of the help, not just fuckin lazy! so to answer your question, no i have never been poor, born into a very wealthy family, i myself have enjoyed the luxury's that come along with that wealth. and apparently good sentence structure and grammar aren't one of them. Cheers!
Originally posted by Lomo: If you hear something on the roof, that's just the Secret Service getting ready to rappell through your windows.. funny enough, i just did some work for the secret service and CIA, i offered to pay them to do it for me they gave me some crap story about their being a conflict of interest! Lazy Bastards!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister: been a very fourtunate person. i give very generously to charity's and try to help the homeless, poor people bother me because there is no need to be poor in our society, the are there by their own choices, i try to help people who our in need of the help, not just fuckin lazy! so to answer your question, no i have never been poor, born into a very wealthy family, i myself have enjoyed the luxury's that come along with that wealth. and apparently good sentence structure and grammar aren't one of them. Cheers!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You are sucha tosser Here's hoping you choke to death on your silver spoon.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: You are sucha tosser Here's hoping you choke to death on your silver spoon.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that wouldn't happen UT i can afford the best doctors money can buy!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister: poor people bother me because there is no need to be poor in our society, the are there by their own choices<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> if you really believe that then you are the poor person MS
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time: 1) 3 things that you like. 2) 3 things that you hate. 3) If you could have 5 things you have always wanted what would they be? 4) If you could shag anyone in the world who would it be? 5) If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be? 6) If you could do any job what would it be and why? 7) If you could murder someone who would it be and why? 8) Most embarrassing moment. 9) Worse thing you have ever done. 10) Best thing you have ever done.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 1. Honesty, integrity and generosity. 2. Lies, callousness and mean-spiritness. 4. Tomorrows horse racing results today, good health, friends, the ability to play any musical instrument and speak nay language. 4. Tara Palmer Tomkinson (I dunno why I just do!). 5. Any heiress. 6. Crime Scene Investigator. 7. Mark Chapman (murdered a generation) 8. Shitting my pants after 6 pints of Scrumpy Jack. 9. Pulled the corpse of a dead baby from a bombed out car on the Basra Road in the Gulf War I 10. Doing the 'Fan Dance' on the Brecon Beacons with an SAS instructor. Good 'un UT!
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by unlimited time: 1) 3 things that you like. 2) 3 things that you hate. 3) If you could have 5 things you have always wanted what would they be? 4) If you could shag anyone in the world who would it be? 5) If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be? 6) If you could do any job what would it be and why? 7) If you could murder someone who would it be and why? 8) Most embarrassing moment. 9) Worse thing you have ever done. 10) Best thing you have ever done. Going to the pub,time off work,annoying my housemates. Pretentious bastards,people who seem blissfully unaware of their gut-wrenching halitosis,leg cramps. 1 billion pounds, a huge house to live in with all my mates,to have those Buffy fighting skills,health, one absolutely perfect day. Viggo Mortensen Rik Mayall (would you ever stop laughing?) Author (because I'd love to be able to sit down long enough to actually get something down on paper) Noah, when god said to bring two of everything I'm pretty sure he didn't mean pigeons. There have been so many! Smashing a load of JD bottles when I accidentally sent my shoe flying across the bar while attempting a kung-fu style kick? According to the people I live with it would probably be not rinsing the bath out. Seen Metallica at the download festival,if you don't get a mild concussion at least once a year you're not living!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: if you really believe that then you are the poor person MS<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that's what all the poor kids i used to play with said.
1) 3 things that you like. my offspring, money, 80's music 2) 3 things that you hate. recliners, black lacquer furniture, people that wear gold and silver accessories together 3) If you could have 5 things you have always wanted what would they be? 300 acres, a zoo, hot asian maid, the hilton sister's severed heads in a big jar, Everything in this place 4) If you could shag anyone in the world who would it be? jeff goldblum or Brendan Fraser 5) If you could marry anyone in the world who would it be? Bill Gates 6) If you could do any job what would it be and why? I am a lazy fat bitch... I like the job I have right now... I do nothing 7) If you could murder someone who would it be and why? Hilton Sisters... why not? 8) Most embarrassing moment. well I have many. but as some of you know I am having "poop" problems right now... well Thursday I was hit with a shit attack and I ran into a gas station bathroom. I slung open the door and some older fat guy was washing his hands... I could not stop ... I ran pulled down my pants and shit like crazy... It was so LOUD it sound fake... well he left and went I came out he has a few friends waiting for me to come out. "thats the pink haired lady that shit in fornt of me" 9) Worse thing you have ever done. I have broken all 10 commandments 10) Best thing you have ever done. Saved someones life.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister: that's what all the poor kids i used to play with said.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hold on... that wasn't amusing in any way.. hmmm
