Gas's life lesson for today....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by GreenAppleSplatters, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Don't try to piss into a bottle while you're driving(especially if you're a chick),urine will be all over the fucking place.And don't ask me how I know this,just assume the worst.
     
  2. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Don't try to piss into a bottle while you're driving(especially if you're a chick),urine will be all over the fucking place.And don't ask me how I know this,just assume the worst.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The worst: you're a chick???
     
  3. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
    The worst: you're a chick???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No,I just figured it would be harder to do if you were a girl.
     
  4. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    No,I just figured it would be harder to do if you were a girl.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Adult Diapers

    So is it your car that smells like urine now or was it a gift for someone else?
     
  5. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Another top tip I'm happy to pass on is don't crap out of a car window, especially one that's travelling at over 70mph, you arse ends up looking like something a retard drew at day nursery.

    And no it wasn't me. I can hold out for the toilet better than any man I know.
     

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